| About | Occasional Smoker with Average body type | City | West of Ottawa Ontario | |
| Details | 39 year old Man, 5' 10" (178 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Pisces with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Friends | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Profession | Management | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Graduate degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent AcesRWild49 is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship AcesRWild49 has been in was under 1 year. |
Interests
About Me
Single, homeowner (renting my home in Cambridge), never been married, no kids... New to the area and I don't know a soul. I don't get out much,lol..and i'm not really into the bar gig anymore. I seem to be attracted to the short, bright eyes bubbly personality type who is motivated, loves to talk shop/business, has a great sense of humour, positive, goal oriented, spontaneous and ambitious. To me, these are key attributes to a strong friendship of support and movitation. Chemistry is ultimately the big factor, I just want to someone whom can accept me for me, as i would them. Is not materialistic, high maint. and appreciates the little things. Obviously there has to be physical attraction as well. I can be very sarcastic in a good way. So ya, just someone down to earth,spontaneous, great attitude. It would be nice to find someone to spend some time with, whether out for a couple drinks and a nibble, or snuggle up together and watch a good movie :). Odds are I won't make first contact as 95% don't get back to me anyway,lol..so I may add you as a favorite displaying interest in getting to know you and then leave the ball in your court,lol.
I'm a country boy at heart, love the outdoors, country setting, the view of a river with no end in site. My dream home would be a log home located in the woods, a nice trail for some summer hiding and winter sledding. Water in site, great view sitting in the hot tub on the deck overlooking the amazing view. Even though I have no pets at the moment, I am a huge animal lover and that aspect is important in someone I meet. Ok, I've babbled on enough, look forward to hearing from you. I wish everyone the best and hope you all find what you are looking for, everyone deserves that! Cheers!
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin: "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, Please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ... So she took them home and ate them. Two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think. A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.' 'Perfect,' her husband said.' I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.' Nurses > > aren't supposed to laugh. > > > > 'Of course I won't laugh, said the > > nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years > > I've never laughed at a patient.' > > > > 'Okay then, said Fred, and he > > proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest
> > 'man thingy' the nurse had ever > > seen. > > Length and width, it > > couldn't have been bigger than the a AAA battery. Unable > > to control herself, the nurse started > > giggling, > > > > then > > fell to the floor laughing.
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> > Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her
> > feet and regain her composure.
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> > 'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't
> > know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I
> > promise it won't happen again. > > > > Now, > > tell me, what seems to be the problem?' > > > > ..'It's swollen,' Fred replied. > > > > She ran out of the room. A little girl says, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister." Trying to be funny, the daddy says, "Honey, you do have a sister." "I do?" questions the confused youngster. "Sure," responds the dad, "You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door." The little girl gave this a few moments thought and remarked, "You mean like my other Daddy does?"
I'm a country boy at heart, love the outdoors, country setting, the view of a river with no end in site. My dream home would be a log home located in the woods, a nice trail for some summer hiding and winter sledding. Water in site, great view sitting in the hot tub on the deck overlooking the amazing view. Even though I have no pets at the moment, I am a huge animal lover and that aspect is important in someone I meet. Ok, I've babbled on enough, look forward to hearing from you. I wish everyone the best and hope you all find what you are looking for, everyone deserves that! Cheers!
A lawyer boarded an airplane in New Orleans with a box of frozen crabs and asked a blonde stewardess to take care of them for him. She took the box and promised to put it in the crew's refrigerator. He advised her that he was holding her personally responsible for them staying frozen, mentioning in a very haughty manner that he was a lawyer, and proceeded to rant at her about what would happen if she let them thaw out. Needless to say, she was annoyed by his behavior. Shortly before landing in New York, she used the intercom to announce to the entire cabin: "Would the gentleman who gave me the crabs in New Orleans, Please raise your hand?" Not one hand went up ... So she took them home and ate them. Two lessons here: 1. Lawyers aren't as smart as they think they are. 2. Blondes aren't as dumb as most folks think. A husband emerged from the bathroom naked and was climbing into bed when his wife complained, as usual, 'I have a headache.' 'Perfect,' her husband said.' I was just in the bathroom powdering my penis with aspirin. You can take it orally, or as a suppository, it's up to you.' Nurses > > aren't supposed to laugh. > > > > 'Of course I won't laugh, said the > > nurse. I'm a professional. In over twenty years > > I've never laughed at a patient.' > > > > 'Okay then, said Fred, and he > > proceeded to drop his trousers, revealing the tiniest
> > 'man thingy' the nurse had ever > > seen. > > Length and width, it > > couldn't have been bigger than the a AAA battery. Unable > > to control herself, the nurse started > > giggling, > > > > then > > fell to the floor laughing.
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> > Ten minutes later she was able to struggle to her
> > feet and regain her composure.
> >
> > 'I am so sorry,' she said. 'I don't
> > know what came over me. On my honor as a nurse and a lady, I
> > promise it won't happen again. > > > > Now, > > tell me, what seems to be the problem?' > > > > ..'It's swollen,' Fred replied. > > > > She ran out of the room. A little girl says, "Daddy, I wish I had a little sister." Trying to be funny, the daddy says, "Honey, you do have a sister." "I do?" questions the confused youngster. "Sure," responds the dad, "You just don't see her because when you are coming in the front door, she is always leaving through the back door." The little girl gave this a few moments thought and remarked, "You mean like my other Daddy does?"
First Date
Cow tipping..race snails..collect ants..run with the bulls..play cowboys and indians..whatever work really.
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