sharp as a tack: shy at first, but I warm up well!
About
Non-smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
City
Tempe, Arizona
Details
67 year old Woman, 5' 3" (160cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Cancer with Blonde hair
Intent
sharp as a tack
Education
High School
Personality
Profession
Insurance







I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Widowed Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship



About Me
About me...Well, I'm a short, round, cuddly Goddess, warm and loving, intelligent, funny and fun. Looking for a good man who is looking for an armfull. I'm a romantic but also a realist. I don't want to surf, hike or bicycle across the U.S.A., but a movie or dinner might be cool and someone who likes to kiss would be an added bonus. But if you just want a quick roll in the hay... pass on by - been there, done that, burned the t-shirt. I have a teenager at home so I already have advanced degrees in sarcasm 101, social suicide prevention and chaos management. I value honesty, warmth, intelligence, humor and the ability to be calm while everyone around you is having a melt-down. Of course, I also wouldn't mind broad shoulders and a strong chest! Sorry about the blurry pics - I think I must be out of focus!

First Date
I suppose a drive-by viewing would be impossible. OK, maybe over coffee or somewhere quiet we could get to know each other a little. But be prepared to talk about you because even though I am glib as h*ll and everyone, from my kids to my bosses and minister say I'm funny, meeting someone new is scary and tongue-tying for me. So you talk while I nod and drool. Well, maybe not drool...exactly, but you get get the idea. (Picture a deer in headlights, a fly in a spider web (Help meee!), a kid at their first job interview-Oh, pick me, pick me!) Nervous, expectant, hopeful yet not quite daring to hope this is THE ONE...the one I want to waste my time with!


Mail Settings
To send a message to sharp as a tack you MUST meet the following criteria:
Age between 45 and 69.
Live in United States
Live within 75 miles.
Must not be looking for Intimate Encounter
Must not do drugs
Must not be married
Must not smoke