Don`t be fooled by the headline. I`m not easy so don`t think you can have your way with me. Well not till at least the third date.(laugh here) I like everything you like and everything you want me to do. No, I`m not a "YES" man, I have an extensive vocabulary. I will make you laugh and you`ll be the happiest woman on earth, maybe even the solar system. (you can laugh again if you want) I hope you liked my pictures. If you would like to see more recent pictures you can go to any police station in Ontario.(laugh again) What more can I say? The police have my statement if you must read more. And don`t be fooled by imitations. I am the genuine article. Good will hunting. Oops I meant good luck hunting. No need to look any further. "STOP" in the name of love!!!
Okay, the real me would like to meet someone I can love and who loves me. Not because I have more pop bottles to cash in than anyone on earth but because it is a beautiful feeling to be loved. I want to find love again. I have a modest pension (without the pop bottles) enough to be comfortable but you can`t put a price on love. I will keep you laughing if you take a chance on me.
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Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Who needs a first date, I can move in any time you want.