Little about me:
I do not have ripped abdominal muscles and my veins do not pop out of my biceps when I flex. I do not own 20 vintage T-shirts with all the right rips and tears. I do not own a loft with 20' tall floor to ceiling windows, I do not have expensive German car that I keep in a garage for the occasional road trip. I do not have any best-selling books or memoirs published to my name. I do not have anyone you've ever seen on MTV programmed into my phone. I have never been in the same room with Paris Hilton, Anna Wintour, or P Diddy. I do not believe I would recognize any of them on sight anyway. I do not have a recreational cocaine or heroin habit. I do not have the numbers of any major magazine publisher or their assistants on speed dial.
I am not a loser, lazy, slovenly, balding, overweight, ill smelling, grotesque slug of a man. I've not got more chins than fingers, more fingers than teeth, more teeth then hair and more belly than jabba the hutt.. . Uncultured, foul mouthed, unmotivated, uncaring and ignorant are not all adjectives insufficient by many orders of magnitude to describe me accurately. I do not smoke four packs of unfiltered menthol cigarettes a day in designated non-smoking areas and blow smoke in other people's faces just to see their reaction. When I'm stuck in traffic I do not lay on the horn until the battery dies. I don't stick my hand up women's skirts on the subway. God didn't made me in an act of unprecedented vengeance against humanity, he didn't first asked himself what he could unleash upon mankind that was worse than rap music and Tampa Bay. I am not mean, selfish, crazy, vain and just ****ing nuts.
I am, in fact, quite average.
I am a businessman that is very new to the area..44, 6'3", 259lbs, I am unique and interesting person, bi-lingual and diverse and very personable. Seeking someone social and friendly to be friend and hang out with.... maybe more :) ... I am competent, empathetic, easygoing, friendly, sensual, and all around "great guy". My biggest fault is that I am not very good at cooking or baking. :) I love arts, concerts, theater, sports, outdoors, deep stimulating conversations, poems, and nature.