ok ladies, i'll tell you what you would like to hear. "hi, im mr.right. im a great guy and looking for a serious relationship. i want to get married tomorrow and have 3 kids,a dog, a cat, a fish and drive around in a dodge caravan. i enjoy long romantic walks on the beach and im always up for a chick flick. i sobbed like a little girl when i watched titanic. oh i watch lifetime and the food channel. im not looking for an intimate encounter cuz we all know sex is a horrible act. i think one should cuddle all night and talk about oprah. i also recycle. what woman doesnt want a man who's..ummm.. green and cares about the environment."
ok, this is gonna be a winner. first date let me think. we should go to the movies and watch sex in the city. that's the ultimate chick flick. after that, we should go have a cup of tea and have spiritually enlighting conversatings like umm..making decorations out of egg cartons and macaroni. you know what? lets make this date as G RATED as possible. skip sex in the city cuz we all know the word sex is evil. how about we watch something like umm..old yeller. you ladies like that? we could also have a blast playing yatzee while listening to hmmmm..mozart or something. ok people it's late and i just got home. i'll finish telling you about our interesting date later. good night.