I say what you mean, mean what you say, I live for today, I forgot the past. I am blunt, to the point, and cut like a knife. You can't outdo me, outwit me, or outlast me. I am an enigma. I relish in my uniqueness. I take what I want, and leave the rest in pieces. I am done caring what you think, because I KNOW WHAT REALLY MATTERS. I am curvy, short and 100% real. What you see is what you get. If you are looking for a mother, a replacement for your wife, a bony bimbo, or someone to stroke your ego... move on. I am not the girl. I am what you wanted her to be, and will do what she couldn't and or wouldn't. And I'll do it 10x better. Consider your self lucky and welcome to my world~
now that i got that out of the way...
i love music,.. its a big part of who i am. if u can't appreciate my music and listen to it w me.. we r doomed. i'm pretty eclectic and listen to everything but punk/ indie/ alternative and metal/industrial is what i listen to the most. i am very passionate about tattoos and piercings as well. i am a mom. my kids come first. i love to relax w a beer.. and if im tipsy maybe a marlboro too. im real laid back and cant stand liars or drama. im very open, in my views in my interests ....
i have over 24 tattoos, 5 piercings, my ears are stretched to 1 inch and i have 4 more piercings in my lobes. more ink and metal to come.. guaranteed.
i want someone a lil off beat. im kinda nerdy and odd.. i don't do the whole stuffed shirt eating at a fancy place everynight, sippin merlot, dockers and sportscoat kinda dude. i can clean up and be professional when necessary.. but i dont wanna live my life that way. been there, done that.. was absolutely miserable. so i want a guy thats the same.. opposites attract but u cant make a home together.. again.. BEEN THERE DONE THAT!
im not lookin for anything super serious right now.. id like a buddy i can just chill with and be my self.. someone who is open and funny..
im a huge net and cell phone addict.. i cant live with out my IPhone . im always on it textin facebookin and surfin the web. i love humor and comedy and just bein stupid with my buddies..
im sick of the same bulls*** from the same kind of guys..im ready for someone different.. somethin more.
after u read all that.. if ur still interested .. hit me up!!
bands i adore....
Tegan and Sara, Matt and Kim, Bayside, Mayday Parade,Death Cab for Cutie, Beastie Boys, Franz Ferdinand, Violent Femmes, Foo Fighters, Green Day, Beck, Weezer, Tool, Bloodhound Gang,The White Stripes, The All-American Rejects, Goo Goo Dolls, Good Charlotte, Cake, Radiohead, Garbage, My Chemical Romance , Asher Roth, Gnarls Barkley, The Offspring, Run DMC, Kasabian, Cage The Elephant, Deftones, Official Blink-182, Silverstein, Notorious B.I.G, A Day To Remember, Maroon 5, Marylin Manson, The Used,Rusted Root, Steve Miller Band, A Static Lullaby, Alesana, Smashing Pumpkins, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Silversun Pickups, Travis Barker, black dahlia murders, escape the fate, every time i die, framing hanley, fleetwood Mac, ccr, gorillaz, mackelmore and ryan Lewis , bruno Mars , black keys. Lumineers, arctic monkeys, parachute, rusted root, dave Mathews , iron and wine , Wilson, all them witches, dashboard confessional , foster the people, incubus, journeys, lmfao, 3oh3 , msi, nofx, rage against the machine , 30 seconds to Mars , Bon iver , butthole surfers , Hugo, Jack johnson, lonely island , Mac lethal, Mac miller, Nora jones , fiona Apple, reo speedwagon , soul coughing, southern culture on the skids , tonic , and so so so much more ...i could be here all day! lol
p.s. i am well aware this is full of typos and grammatical errors.. i am also on an iphone and well just to lazy to proof read!
well.. since this seems to be what men go for ,,.. lets try,... first i will ignore you, and make you chase me down, i wont return your calls, and then i will make you take me somewhere expensive where i will order an expensive dinner but only eat my salad and toss back a bunch of liquor, then you pay of course, and if you don't drive a Beemer or a Porsche, i wont be seen in your car,.. then i will lead you on,.. let you kiss me.. have wild sex only after i get what i wanted,.. and forget who you are,.. and laugh when you call me back. But really.. isn't that how it works?
******disclaimer******... if this sarcastic rant offended you, ur obviously not the dude for me because u have no sense of humor