| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | Lombard Illinois | |
| Details | 31 year old Man, 5' 10" (178 cm), Other Religion | Ethnicity | Caucasian Cancer with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long Term | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Other | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Profession | Electrician | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent AdmThrwn is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship AdmThrwn has been in was over 5 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
If you're not, I don't care how cute you are, move along. :) I know I'm probably narrowing my selection on here down to about two people with that statement... but you know what? Screw it. I can't handle people knowing less about current events, then they do about Jersey Shore. You have the internets and a wealth of knowledge at your fingertips! You don't even need to know how to use the Dewey Decimal system anymore! Id rather stab myself in the eye with a dull pencil then deal with the shallow rhetoric of nonsense. Not that there's anything wrong with that, but please have the option to turn it the hell off.
I'm funny, like oh crap I just made pop come out of your nose and it stings funny. I'm caring, enough to kiss your toe after you stub it, but I'll be laughing you just stubbed your toe like a doofus. I love cuddling, and will most likely give you wet willies when you least expect it. If you don't like wet willies (who does really?) then too bad you'll probably get one anyways. I'm not a push over, so don't bother trying. Unless you actually push me over.... but then I'd be liable to pin you down and tickle you until you pee your pants. I'm a philosophical goofball. Almost like a Jack Handy.... but in my own way... more betters.
Mostly, I'm looking for someone I can feel good about supporting. I am stable where it counts, but unstable enough to keep you entertained. :)
Oh, also I almost forgot... if you mention anything like "I blah blah blah, can you keep up??" How about No. I go at my own pace, I step to the beat of my own drummer.. I'm not trying to keep up with anybody. I'd rather walk along side someone.
Random fact about me: I have a 4" long nose hair that I'm kinda proud of. I've been growing it for quite awhile now. It shouldn't be a big deal cause I can tuck it up on in there but sometimes it springs out... lol. kidding of course... or am I? Roll tape - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfUM5xHUY4M
UPDATE - Ron Paul wins RLC straw poll!! WHOOOOO!!! If I didn't already have a man-crush on Jeffrey Tucker, it would be Ron.
I'm going to start writing my first book about the negative effects of procrastination titled, "I knew I should have peed before I left..now I'm stuck in traffic." Haven't really been in the mood though, I'll get to it later. I might do a double release with my highly motivational piece, "One dab at a time: staying positive in a world of rough toilet paper."
I've noticed a lot of women on here that don't want a man that plays games. That's a shame because I would enjoy utterly destroying you at Tiddlywinks and Parcheesi. I'm pretty damn good at Hungry Hungry Hippo too so watch out - and don't even think about beating me at Connect Four. I also can etch a sketch the best set of stairs possible.
Seriously - if I read one more profile that says "I work hard and play hard" or similar variant, I'm going to cast myself over a cliff. Which means I'll be dead by the time you read this.
5 MILLION WATCH CNN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE [6.2 MILLION MTV 'JERSEY SHORE', 18 MILLION 'AMERICAN IDOL']...
Seriously?? Wtf is wrong with you people...
I'm funny, like oh crap I just made pop come out of your nose and it stings funny. I'm caring, enough to kiss your toe after you stub it, but I'll be laughing you just stubbed your toe like a doofus. I love cuddling, and will most likely give you wet willies when you least expect it. If you don't like wet willies (who does really?) then too bad you'll probably get one anyways. I'm not a push over, so don't bother trying. Unless you actually push me over.... but then I'd be liable to pin you down and tickle you until you pee your pants. I'm a philosophical goofball. Almost like a Jack Handy.... but in my own way... more betters.
Mostly, I'm looking for someone I can feel good about supporting. I am stable where it counts, but unstable enough to keep you entertained. :)
Oh, also I almost forgot... if you mention anything like "I blah blah blah, can you keep up??" How about No. I go at my own pace, I step to the beat of my own drummer.. I'm not trying to keep up with anybody. I'd rather walk along side someone.
Random fact about me: I have a 4" long nose hair that I'm kinda proud of. I've been growing it for quite awhile now. It shouldn't be a big deal cause I can tuck it up on in there but sometimes it springs out... lol. kidding of course... or am I? Roll tape - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JfUM5xHUY4M
UPDATE - Ron Paul wins RLC straw poll!! WHOOOOO!!! If I didn't already have a man-crush on Jeffrey Tucker, it would be Ron.
I'm going to start writing my first book about the negative effects of procrastination titled, "I knew I should have peed before I left..now I'm stuck in traffic." Haven't really been in the mood though, I'll get to it later. I might do a double release with my highly motivational piece, "One dab at a time: staying positive in a world of rough toilet paper."
I've noticed a lot of women on here that don't want a man that plays games. That's a shame because I would enjoy utterly destroying you at Tiddlywinks and Parcheesi. I'm pretty damn good at Hungry Hungry Hippo too so watch out - and don't even think about beating me at Connect Four. I also can etch a sketch the best set of stairs possible.
Seriously - if I read one more profile that says "I work hard and play hard" or similar variant, I'm going to cast myself over a cliff. Which means I'll be dead by the time you read this.
5 MILLION WATCH CNN PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE [6.2 MILLION MTV 'JERSEY SHORE', 18 MILLION 'AMERICAN IDOL']...
Seriously?? Wtf is wrong with you people...
First Date
Late night grocery shopping together in Moo Moos.... or just coffee. :P
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