| About | Occasional Smoker with Athletic body type | City | Medicine Hat Alberta | |
| Details | 30 year old Man, 6' 2" (188 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Hang Out | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Cat | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Profession | Pool Boy | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Bachelors degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent endillman wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship endillman has been in was over 2 years long. |
Interests
About Me
SWM in dead-end job seeks dumpy neurotic for mutual psychological torture, tepid sex, and co-dependency. I enjoy drinking, smoking, pornography, and self-righteous indignation.
I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was Jimmy Buffet's Greatest Hits. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm almost 30, but look 40 and feel 60. You should be a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished screwing every guy in town and but now want to take it slow with me.
My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need any goddamn friends.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 40.
Serious replies only, please.
PS. If you believed any part of this part you are probably dumber than you look, and please don't message me. For the girls with the sense of humour and intelligence to understand this, by all means.
I can't stand movies, and the last album I bought was Jimmy Buffet's Greatest Hits. I have middling intelligence but try to appear smarter by affecting a world-weary air, memorizing useless facts, and chuckling at my own mean-spirited, agenda-driven jokes.
I'm almost 30, but look 40 and feel 60. You should be a whiny, bitter shrew with a misplaced sense of entitlement and unrealistic expectations. In time you will become coolly hostile when I don't fulfill every unmet need you've ever had. Bonus points if you just finished screwing every guy in town and but now want to take it slow with me.
My perfect night would include getting hammered in a sleazy bar while you flirt with seedy old drunks, followed by an embarrassing screaming match. I would be open to an unsatisfying fling that leaves me filled with regret and dread but prefer a long-term, soul crushing descent into booze and pills. No friendships. I don't need any goddamn friends.
Age unimportant, but I will condescend to women under 30 and rehash mother issues with women over 40.
Serious replies only, please.
PS. If you believed any part of this part you are probably dumber than you look, and please don't message me. For the girls with the sense of humour and intelligence to understand this, by all means.
First Date
I thought I would probably come pick you up with no agenda in mind and when you ask me what we're going to do I will respond with "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" To which you reply, "I dunno, what do you wanna do?" Then I could circle the block once and drop you back off at home. I'm all about the romance. Or you know, we could do something fun.
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