kiki14: where....ohhh where are the intelligent men?!?!
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Kanata, Ontario
46 year old Female, 5' 5" (165cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Cancer
kiki14 is looking for a relationship.
Graduate Degree
Class Clown
Social service industry

Almost ready for work :)

I am Seeking a Man For Long Term
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Red Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets Cat & Dog  

About Me
About Me;

* When Iam not out with my friends, I love curling up under the covers watching a scary movie. ( any suggestions?)
* If one more 'boy' on here states they are 'open minded' Iam going to scream!!! What exactly are you open about?!?!? :/
* Favourite alcoholic drink - Coors light - although I only indulge once in a blue moon.
* Kind of old fashioned where I think the man should make the first move :)
* I never say awful words like; Iam not in the mood. If you do.... Move on!
* Not much into the bar scene, but do shake my booty on occasion!! Lol!
* Iam extremely happy with my life at this point.... Looking to add some spice if you catch my drift! ;)
* NOT into married ppl....threesomes..... Prostitutes or having random sex with random ppl....... Just moooooooove along!
* If your the silent type... We won't get along. - 100 points!
* Iam very well educated with 3 degrees, just finishing school for the third time... Plz have something to say :)
* I won't ever ask you to hold my purse.
* If you've taken a picture of yourself in a picture.... Moooove on!
* If there's snow in your main profile picture...... It's not recent!! Take a selfie!! Lol
* If you can NOT hold a decent conversation, deduct ALL points we aren't going to work.
* If you do not know how ask questions to get to know me..... Really..... What's the point!?! - 70 points!
* I Am not offended by a dirty joke and can dish one out on my own. Sarcasm is the spice of life, bring it on!
* I am sweet, down to earth and spontaneous. Bonus 30 points if your a little bit quirky!
* Meat on your bones.... + 40 Extra marks ;)
* Yes I have a car picture.... Looks like it's a trend.... Just be happy it's a recent picture instead of questioning why?!?! ( insert eye roll here!!)
* Tallness is attractive to me ;). + 60!
* I do NOT have a 6 pack of abs... Probably never will... Well maybe a 6 pack of Coors light!! Lol!
* In today's age of technology.... If you can't rotate your profile picture plz moooooove on!!! Lol! - 40!
* If your profile says prefer not to say about drugs, car, kids and alcohol consumption.... Move along... Looking for honesty. - 60!
* If you send me a message in another language.... Don't tell me to google translate it!!!!! Like WTF!!!! - 50!
* If you love strawberries and whipped cream + 69 points!
* Iam full of random ( and often times useless) information. I just may beat you at Trivial Pursuit! ;)
* If you can't control your uni-brow..... Don't even bother! -40!
* If you can't take a joke.... Seriously.... Don't bother! - 40!
* I LOVE 80's Rock hair band music, Bon Jovi, Journey and Van Halen. 10 bonus points if you love Def Leppard.

5 Things I couldn't do without;

My daughter, my-dog, Diet Pepsi, Internet, and my car.

Random Facts;

* I can fit my whole fist in my mouth ( not sure how I found that out!). It's a completely useless skill but occasionally wins me a drink at a pub.
* I started collecting stamps at a really early age. ( kinda geeky I know!) I honestly thought I'd get rich!

Message me if you posses some of these qualities ;

* You enjoy people watching and creating their pretend stories. + 10 points.
* You enjoy your life but want to share it with someone. + 15 points.
* Give yourself 10 points if your a dog lover. :)
* You would enjoy being surprised when Id kiss you passionately at unexpected times and places. + 15 points.
* Add 5 points for each of the following that you posses;
Thoughtfulness , outgoing, funny, patience, making whoooopppeeeee, understanding, honesty, compromising , togetherness , intimacy, openess, forgiveness, your a Man not a boy and you mean what you say and say what you mean.

You & Me;

An undeniably awsome couple, with amazing chemistry.
Let's make the world jelous!!
I don't have the upgraded profile so I can't see whos sending me the meet me thing, or talking live with you. If you'd like to chat send me a message instead. :)

I do read the profiles, but will only get back to those I feel a connection with.

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We can fiqure something out together.

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