You & Me;
An undeniably awsome couple, with amazing chemistry.
Let's make the world jelous!!
I don't have the upgraded profile so I can't see whos sending me the meet me thing, or talking live with you. If you'd like to chat send me a message instead. :)
* When Iam not out with my daughter, friends, running errands or at work I love curling up under the covers watching a movie. (any suggestions?)
* Favourite alcoholic drink - Champagne and tequila although I only indulge once in a blue moon.
* Kind of old fashioned where I think the man should make the first move. If I add you to my favorite list it's a little nudge nudge... wink wink from me. :)
* I work shift work, so if you see I've read your message and don't get back right away, it may mean that I got busy.. so don't get your panties in a bunch!!!
* I never say awful words like; Iam not in the mood. If you do.... Move on! ;)
* Not much into the bar scene, but do shake my booty on occasion!! Lol!
* Iam extremely happy with my life at this point.... Looking to add some spice not add dead weight!
* NOT into married ppl....threesomes..... Prostitutes or having random sex with random ppl....... Just moooooooove along! Seriously, I guess these 'types' forgot how to read.., or all their blood has gone to their 'other' head!!! Lmao!! - 10000000 points.
* If your the silent type... We won't get along. - 100 points!
* Iam very well educated with 3 degrees, just finished school for the third time... Plz have something to say :)
* I won't ever ask you to hold my purse.
* If your picture is blurry, you as a kid, teenager or when you were 30 or taken soooooo far away I can't see what you actually look like plz add a new picture... or no response. It's not fair you get to see what I look like and I'd be talking to you blind.
* If you have the POF logo on you profile picture... It's not recent!! Take a selfie!! Lol
* If you can NOT hold a decent conversation, deduct ALL points we aren't going to work. Iam talking about a back and forth conversation not just YOU answering my questions and it feeling like an interview.
* If you do not know how ask questions to get to know me..... Really..... What's the point!?! - 170 points!
* I am not offended by a dirty joke and can dish one out. Sarcasm is the spice of life, bring it on!
* I am sweet, down to earth and spontaneous. Bonus +30 points if your a little bit quirky!
* Meat on your bones.... + 80 Extra marks ;)
* Tallness is attractive to me ;). + 120!
* I do NOT have a 6 pack of abs... Probably never will... Well maybe a 6 pack of Coors light!! Lol!
* In today's age of technology.... If you can't rotate your profile picture plz moooooove on!!! Lol! - 40!
* If your profile says prefer not to say about drugs, car, kids and alcohol consumption.... Move along... Looking for honesty. - 130!
* If you send me a message in another language.... Don't tell me to google translate it!!!!! Like WTF!!!! - 120!
* If you love strawberries and whipped cream + 69 points!
* If you can't control your uni-brow..... Don't even bother! -40!
* If you can't take a joke.... Seriously.... Don't bother! - 40!
* I LOVE 80's Rock hair band music, Bon Jovi, Journey and Van Halen. +60 bonus points if you love Def Leppard.
Message me if you posses some of these qualities ;
* You enjoy people watching and creating their pretend stories. + 10 points.
* You enjoy your life but want to share it with someone. + 15 points.
* Give yourself +10 points if your a dog lover. :)
* You would enjoy being surprised when Id kiss you passionately at unexpected times and places. + 15 points.
* Add +5 points for each of the following that you posses;
Thoughtfulness , outgoing, funny, patience, making whoooopppeeeee, understanding, honesty, compromising , togetherness , intimacy, openess, forgiveness, your a MAN not a boy and you mean what you say and say what you mean.
I do read the profiles, but will only get back to those I feel a connection with. PUUULEEZE... don't get offended if I do not reply to you.. we are all adults here and can recognize that we all have different tastes.... plz don't send me message after message after message begging, pleading or saying WOW!! You wouldn't be my type at all if you used the word WOW as a sentence anyways!! Lol!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
We can fiqure something out together.