About Me
Let me lay the truth out there for you...no, B.S.
You have to be a great liar...someone capable of faking interest in my day...making me truly believe that I am the best you ever had or ever will have.
You are smart enough to have already thought of a witty put down given the statement above.
You own the equivalent of half a payless in shoes. And the matching purses to go with it. Its great to like cars and sports but I like a girl who'd rather spend the extra hour getting ready than watching the first period.
You'll respect the fact that I'm a single dad. I don't get weekends off or nights to myself.
You'd probably like me more for being a jerk and calling you annoying because I didn't introduce you to my friends while hammered at a hooters. But, truthfully I don't have many friends and have never been to hooters.
You think that crumbs in bed could be considered "spicing things up". Okay, so I will try to be romantic, but I can't guarantee success everytime.
I am just looking for someone to spend sometime with. I have so little of it...I don't need a mommy for my son...I don't need someone to take care of me...I just want a friend.