| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | coventry Uk | |
| Details | 39 year old Man, 5' 10" (178 cm), Buddhist | Ethnicity | Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Other | |
| Profession | property developer | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Some university | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent epicurian9 wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship epicurian9 has been in was over 5 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
delicious, tactile, cheeky, cheerful, happy, honest, SINGLE, serious, warm, BORED, solvent, fun, intelligent, well-travelled and fit property developer from norf lahndan seeks balanced and friendly company....
im not looking for a cleaner or a maid/cook, or a girl with a beautiful body... (ok that was a fat lie). one normal lady with a good sense of humour, a modicum of nouse and a healthy outlook will do me.
i dont own a playstation/watch footie/dvd's/eat junk/whinge or get moody. i must be one in a billion hehehe
you've got no chance if you are affected thus:
you dislike exercise
you shlep to the shops in your dressing gown
you got more than 5 kids
you shave your shoulders and/or face
you have more than one cat
you drink lambrini, white lightning or happy shopper cider
your bum is so large it has its own postcode
you watch jeremy kyle in your pj's whilst munching biscuits
your hair smells of chips
your chances will improve dramatically if you:
can spell, read, write, add up, subtract and speak properly
can laugh out loud so much that you nearly poo
are warm, jolly, intelligent and just a bit gorgeous
can operate a mark 4 interstellar hyperdrive
are unaffected by all those shitty relationships you've had
i like making people laugh, keeping fit, taking girls shopping, tang soo do, cooking, learning new languages, laughing a lot, cheeky banter and my fireblade. i travel a lot, so dont forget your passport ..lets get a taxi to the airport...! by the way ive got two heads. hehe. people never read this far anyway - did you know that?? did you know that fish dont even have fingers??... yeah no-one ever reads this bit hehe. however, if you have read this far and you've got a firm constitution, a toned tummy and a filthy laugh (2 out of 3 will do..) you know what to do - .......... NEWSFLASH: yes the pics on my profile are a bit pants... but you should see th
im not looking for a cleaner or a maid/cook, or a girl with a beautiful body... (ok that was a fat lie). one normal lady with a good sense of humour, a modicum of nouse and a healthy outlook will do me.
i dont own a playstation/watch footie/dvd's/eat junk/whinge or get moody. i must be one in a billion hehehe
you've got no chance if you are affected thus:
you dislike exercise
you shlep to the shops in your dressing gown
you got more than 5 kids
you shave your shoulders and/or face
you have more than one cat
you drink lambrini, white lightning or happy shopper cider
your bum is so large it has its own postcode
you watch jeremy kyle in your pj's whilst munching biscuits
your hair smells of chips
your chances will improve dramatically if you:
can spell, read, write, add up, subtract and speak properly
can laugh out loud so much that you nearly poo
are warm, jolly, intelligent and just a bit gorgeous
can operate a mark 4 interstellar hyperdrive
are unaffected by all those shitty relationships you've had
i like making people laugh, keeping fit, taking girls shopping, tang soo do, cooking, learning new languages, laughing a lot, cheeky banter and my fireblade. i travel a lot, so dont forget your passport ..lets get a taxi to the airport...! by the way ive got two heads. hehe. people never read this far anyway - did you know that?? did you know that fish dont even have fingers??... yeah no-one ever reads this bit hehe. however, if you have read this far and you've got a firm constitution, a toned tummy and a filthy laugh (2 out of 3 will do..) you know what to do - .......... NEWSFLASH: yes the pics on my profile are a bit pants... but you should see th
First Date
mud wrestling and a fist-fight after sharing a bottle of absinthe, then a shower and a candle-lit supper....
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