Hmm now the tricky bit, how can you write about yourself without sounding bigheaded..l'll just say l'm down to earth,l love a good laugh,lm not into the noisy club nitelife, been there done that,lm not materialistic and l believe treat others with the same respect you expect from them.
lm a music fanatic, from writing to song composition,l love playing pool in yahoo and in fact started my own league there ( pssst l need a lot more members, so if interested contact me n l'll give you details) l like a good laugh and am a very spiritual person
6 truths of life:
1-you cannot touch all your teeth with your tongue
2-all idiots after reading the first truth,try it.
3-the first truth is a lie
4- your smiling now because your a idiot
5-you will soon past this on to other idiots
6-theres still a stupid smile on your face
POLISH DIVORCEA Polish man moved to the United States and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.
The lawyer said getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances and asked him the following questions.
Have you any grounds?
Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
I mean what is the foundation of this case?
It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?
No, we have carport and not need one.
I mean, what are your relations like?
All my relations still in Poland
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
No, I am always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger.
No, she is white.
Why do you want this divorce?
She is going to kill me.
What makes you think so?
She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover".
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
anything from a walk in the park on a rainy day to a fun day out in an amusement park, somewhere to have a laugh to break the ice