| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | ottawa Ontario | |
| Details | 38 year old Man, 5' 10" (178 cm), Christian - other | Ethnicity | Black Leo with Black hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long Term | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Profession | Comedian | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Graduate degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent k2 is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship k2 has been in was over 3 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
Ladies,I work hard and I play hard. Give me a company credit card and five minutes to pack, and you’ll see. If you're fresh outta jail and looking to start a new life, I'm your guy.
My words carry weight that would break a lesser man's jaw.
I have been known to cure narcolepsy by simply walking into a room.
I wield considerable power and influence.
In fact, the real reason that Oprah quit her talk show is that I called her and simply said, "That's enough".
My turn-ons are:
-Making it through an evening without being mistaken for Tiger Woods.
and stealing glances at Sexaholics Anonymous meetings.
-Sports (especially hockey)
My turn offs:
-People who Google my arrest record.
-Long walks by the beach.
-Gold-diggers.
I'm looking for a relationship based on honesty and trust, as opposed to the ones based on aliases and assumed names. I like relationships that last at least until breakfast.
Sense of humour? Why would you want a guy with just a 'sense' of it when you can get a guy who IS humour!
I like to surround myself with humour/sarcasm, except at funerals and court proceedings.
My words carry weight that would break a lesser man's jaw.
I have been known to cure narcolepsy by simply walking into a room.
I wield considerable power and influence.
In fact, the real reason that Oprah quit her talk show is that I called her and simply said, "That's enough".
My turn-ons are:
-Making it through an evening without being mistaken for Tiger Woods.
and stealing glances at Sexaholics Anonymous meetings.
-Sports (especially hockey)
My turn offs:
-People who Google my arrest record.
-Long walks by the beach.
-Gold-diggers.
I'm looking for a relationship based on honesty and trust, as opposed to the ones based on aliases and assumed names. I like relationships that last at least until breakfast.
Sense of humour? Why would you want a guy with just a 'sense' of it when you can get a guy who IS humour!
I like to surround myself with humour/sarcasm, except at funerals and court proceedings.
First Date
Hmmmm...I'm thinking Venice, Innsbruck, Rome or Paris for a first date.
But if European foods make you flatulent, and you'd rather just stay here...I totally understand.
But if European foods make you flatulent, and you'd rather just stay here...I totally understand.
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