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| About | Non-smoker with Average body type | City | Dartford UK | ||
| Details | 57 year old Woman, 5' 2" (157cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Cancer with Blonde hair | ||
| Intent | Cleverkitten wants to date but nothing serious. | Education | Some college | ||
| Personality | Artsy | Profession | Education |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Friends | |
| Needs Test | View her relationship needs | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | No | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Cat | Eye Color | Blue | |
| Do you have a car? | No | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Longest Relationship | Over 8 years |
About Me
A woman in harmony with her spirit
is like a river flowing,
she goes where she will
without pretence,
and arrives at her destination
prepared to be herself
and only herself.
***** Your message is important to me, but you are currently in a queue and I will read and delete your message just as soon as I can find the time, thank you for calling *****
Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you.
I used to say I was 49 looked 39 and acted 19, but I have had a couple of birthdays since then, so now I am fabulous and 56.
Age is just a number and I am still in touch with my inner wild child.
or 
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But if I could have given birth to you I am so NOT interested
I laugh a lot so don't take me too seriously.
I want to be adored not owned, so that doesn't make good wife material, and I don't want a husband, mine OR any one else's, but honeymoons can be fun
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Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should just relax and get used to the idea
I have a 19 year old daughter who is the light in my life despite driving me to distraction.
My view is that airlines don't treat children as baggage so neither should we.
Oh and if you have a chip on your shoulder then I can send vinegar, cos if I am not into you it's not really my problem is it ? Likewise if you are not into me I shan't stalk you or boil your bunny
Edit: I am like marmite, you will love me or hate me. This is your choice. I don't need your validation as I am purrfectly comfortable in my own skin as no-one else's will fit me lol.
I could tell you more but then what would we talk about later over a
Shall I say again I laugh a lot so don't take me too seriously ?
P.S Why do people put you on their favourites list and never speak ? Is it because they need the picture for a new dartboard ? Update :- I now know that being added to favourites is like book marking you for later, no time to digest your profile, or print the pic off for a new dartboard so shall do it later kind of thing. I feel so special now, especially when they still don't talk to you lol
If you are going to add me to your list at least say hi or get deleted
Oh and guys post a picture, we eat with our eyes you know
And if you failed to collect your sense of humour please return to registration
Welcome to Plenty of Fish (or more usually Planet of Freaks), where you will meet Sharks, Spineless Jelly Fish and Limpets by the bucket load (Male, female and the undecided.) Let the fun commence
Eternal bugbear : Learn the difference between QUITE and QUIET, LOOSE and LOSE, SOUL and SOLE, AFFECT and EFFECT (This is not a riddle its a request for decent spelling.) And for the love of whatever God you believe in type in English not txt spk.
Latest edit : If you think this profile is too long, or you don't like me .......... please don't waste your OWN time writing to me to tell me so.
is like a river flowing,
she goes where she will
without pretence,
and arrives at her destination
prepared to be herself
and only herself.
***** Your message is important to me, but you are currently in a queue and I will read and delete your message just as soon as I can find the time, thank you for calling *****
Dogs come when they are called; cats take a message and get back to you.
I used to say I was 49 looked 39 and acted 19, but I have had a couple of birthdays since then, so now I am fabulous and 56.
Age is just a number and I am still in touch with my inner wild child.
or ????????????But if I could have given birth to you I am so NOT interested
I laugh a lot so don't take me too seriously.
I want to be adored not owned, so that doesn't make good wife material, and I don't want a husband, mine OR any one else's, but honeymoons can be fun
. Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should just relax and get used to the idea
I have a 19 year old daughter who is the light in my life despite driving me to distraction.
My view is that airlines don't treat children as baggage so neither should we.
Oh and if you have a chip on your shoulder then I can send vinegar, cos if I am not into you it's not really my problem is it ? Likewise if you are not into me I shan't stalk you or boil your bunny
Edit: I am like marmite, you will love me or hate me. This is your choice. I don't need your validation as I am purrfectly comfortable in my own skin as no-one else's will fit me lol. I could tell you more but then what would we talk about later over a
Shall I say again I laugh a lot so don't take me too seriously ?
P.S Why do people put you on their favourites list and never speak ? Is it because they need the picture for a new dartboard ? Update :- I now know that being added to favourites is like book marking you for later, no time to digest your profile, or print the pic off for a new dartboard so shall do it later kind of thing. I feel so special now, especially when they still don't talk to you lol
If you are going to add me to your list at least say hi or get deleted
Oh and guys post a picture, we eat with our eyes you know
And if you failed to collect your sense of humour please return to registration
Welcome to Plenty of Fish (or more usually Planet of Freaks), where you will meet Sharks, Spineless Jelly Fish and Limpets by the bucket load (Male, female and the undecided.) Let the fun commence
Eternal bugbear : Learn the difference between QUITE and QUIET, LOOSE and LOSE, SOUL and SOLE, AFFECT and EFFECT (This is not a riddle its a request for decent spelling.) And for the love of whatever God you believe in type in English not txt spk.
Latest edit : If you think this profile is too long, or you don't like me .......... please don't waste your OWN time writing to me to tell me so.
First Date
A walk on a beach with a bag of chips with the right company is more meaningful than a meal in a top class restaurant with the wrong company.
A walk by the river is quite cool though
A mojito anywhere would be fine by me.
***** *****
A walk by the river is quite cool though
A mojito anywhere would be fine by me.
***** *****
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 | met this charming/ witty /punctual/ humorous / intelligent /very slim / lady who bought the first drink /paid for her own food and put up with me for four hours need i say more only the pictures dont do her justice perhaps one day we could visit ikea to look at wardrobes |
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