Age: 30
Marrow Wielding Wench: Window Licking Good!
Occasional smoker with Athletic body type
Crap hole of lancashire, UK
35 year old Woman, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-Religious
Caucasian Leo with Mixed color hair
Marrow Wielding Wench
Some college
STI cure

I am Seeking a Man For Hang out
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship

The moonCrayonsTourettes
PubesFrog hoppingBadger dancing
TwelftyKitten killingHedonism
Leprechaun lovingMidget maulingMarrows
Purple penguinsPeople watchingFizzy cola bottles
Magical munchkins from marsMary poppinsXbox live

About Me



Now for my profile
My name is Annika (pronounced Ann - Knee - Ka). Just thought I'd get that in. I'd tell you what I look like, but you can see that, and I'd tell you how tall I am and stuff but that's up there too, see. I'm a bit mad, and decidedly random at times too. I've just started kick boxing, so I'm walking a bit like John Wayne right now but I'm hoping that'll stop soon, I say I don't like telly but seem to be watching it every night now. I like reading and going out and getting ming monged with my mates, I'd say socialising with friends but I'm not applying for a job am I?
Right well I'm not entirely sure what I'm looking for on here, I'm not sure if anyone does. I have a good sense of humour and love to laugh, make me laugh and you're on to a winner, oh and if you have a jet and a multi million pound fortune that'd be nice too actually (I can dream can't I?)
Right well, I think that's enough for now, I'll not bite (unless you ask nicely) and I'll try to answer all emails. Toodle pipx

I can't cope, people think I'm normal, I'm not, I have a space hopper, I race bottle skips and if none are available I'll stick a quid in a trolley and make do with that.
The bestest thing I've ever seen on telly is tourette de france, genius. I think that teaching dogs to give blow jobs takes time and efforts and just wish I'd thought of it before that bloke who wrote shameless.
I'm fascinated by pubes and there uselessness (and the fact that some are actually fairly straight) I think every bloke in the world wants to stab me in the head with a crayon, probably because it's my life long ambition to stab someone in the head with my crayola's. My mum thinks I'm mad, my sister thinks I'm retarded and I once half streaked across Preston at 5 in the morning because I'm a genius. I laugh at the most unfortunate of times and I never realise quite how loud I am, not good when I'm pointing and laughing. I look like shite during the week, I think women who get out of bed an hour earlier than they need to just to put makeup on are sad, either that or really ugly. Hoff is the god, if you want to argue the fact, you'll lose and I'll trample your head.
I'm sick of emails saying you seem nice, be honest you mean the pics look nice, I'm anything but nice, I'm more hard work than defrosting your car tomorrow morning. I want to ride a donkey cross country with jesus sandals and socks on, or maybe just across blackpool beach. I've learnt many things in life, the most valuble lesson though is don't call a policeman a w*****, they don't like it and the breakfast is shit.

Nobody loves me, everybody hates me I think I'll go and eat worms. If anyone else can remember the rest of the words it'd be greatly appreciated.

Hmmm an after thought (I have lots of them) if you're going to email me could you refrain from any words such as wiv, da, wit, ov or other such txt speak ? Makes me want to poke out my eyes with a rusty spoon, also give me something worth reading, I have the attention span of a gerriatric goldfish and get bored very very easily.

P.S If you're gonna email me telling me you'd like to see what I look like on a sunday morning, well that 2nd to last picture is me on a sunday morning, I've just saved you the bother and expense of taking me out on a saturday night, how nice am I?

Oh and I don't have the flag anymore either, it's hanging on someones wall somewhere down south so there's not much point in asking me about that either

I saw santa kissing momma under the mistletoe, then I realised I'd had way tooo much beer and went to bed, lesson learnt, tequila bad!!!!

First Date
Hmmm, well I suppose it'd have to be the going out and getting leathered, preferably I'd like to not remeber ccoming home, if I manage to get home at all, if you're really lucky I'll probably hitch the skirt up to show the entire town my Speedy Gonzalles knickers, which are fabulous, then a kebab, which I'll chuck all down my front for good measure. I'll even let you carry my shoes and might have to ask you to break and enter my house, but then I'll top it all off by letting you have a bounce on my space hopper!

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Think I should change this as it has been a while I thought Marrow Wielding Wench was cool on the phone she is ever cooler in the flesh. We had a cracking night in Preston where I got HIDEOUSLY drunk fell out of a pub and barfed in a taxi!! Good times This wonderful woman made sure that I got home. I don't remember much of the night but I woke up in the bed intended on my own so that's a bonus. I am very pleased that she has forgiven me for "stealing" her name and am looking forward to seeing her again soon.

well what can i say about the dear baboushka annika beaver ?i met her a few full moons ago when she was the only sane person working in a pub run by an inbred goat farming family - we bonded instantly !!! i have seen her happy, seen her sad n seen her when shes being very very bad !!! she truly is a stunning spectacular beast and will had such fun on the night that we broke into a certin miss A's house !! we have been on a few adventures together - memorable one is watching someone dance like an monkey havin a fit - and i have never found a nicer place to eat a petrol station cheese sandwich at 6am than in her bed !so if you do something worthy of meeting neeks then you had better behave cos if she doesnt kill u i will - she can be one of your best mates but misbehave ? well you better run fast ! more random white wine thoughts - annika really is a cracker - and you should see where she keeps her jewellry - she has gladly passed her normal phase and is back to the ninja turtle we all love !