| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | Langley/Granville Island British Columbia | |
| Details | 58 year old Man, 5' 11" (180 cm), Other Religion | Ethnicity | Caucasian Leo with Mixed Color hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long Term | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Does not want children | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Cat & Dog | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Profession | animal medicine, renovating old farm houses | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | PhD / Post Doctoral | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent stuck on shelf is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship stuck on shelf has been in was over 10 years long. |
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About Me
[amended RSBC 2010 - also available at Queen's Printer]
Marginally lucid, ambulatory, congenitally articulate, well educated, situationally inquiring (suspected to be the schmartest kid on street repeating Grade 5), pragmatic, unencumbered, honest, sensitive,ambitious, creative, dialectic, irreverent to self-deprecating,- not being a linear progression,a bit impetuous, outdoorsy, vegetarian, inclined to be a small imprint tree hugger type, raised by crows hence moderately wealthy, living independently in the community, never been institutionalized, good eye for placing furniture, DeWalt certified, rumor has it heart in the right place. Willing to re-priorize for the anally retentive. Not currently on parole, snorting Drano, stalking the mail-lady, barely surviving on 12-Steps refund cheque(s), nor currently featured in America's Least Wanted. Have a weakness for apostrophes. Currently in legal possession of 187,410 sendwaymorefish 'frequent flyer points' hence prone to be magnanimous on those special days. One (1) picture - neighbors talk. Esthetically squeamish need not answer front door peeking thru pinhole in a scrap of cardboard. Considered obliquely handsome by other than my mother. Very cute as toddler, Scrubs up well. Currently choosing my own clothes. What with tweaking the matching sweater set could conceivably be taken out in public. No kids in rehab nor pesky ex-wives. A bit dotty about sailing, 4-legged creatures, renovating old farm houses,ecology stuff, albeit quite missing doting on significant other. That said, have been saving myself for educated, schmarty-pants, edgy, dialectic, pragmatic, quirky, minimalist, tallish willowy woman replete with transferable dental plan. Quite bewildered upon revisiting list of bowling trophy-atop-TV accomplishment how I somehow fell between the cracks. If in fact there is a God it should not be lost on her that I have been very patient, taking modest comfort She and the very nice people at sendwaymorefish will get me off this abject humiliation any time soon. Whilst on the subject of God, will consider 30 day trial conversion(s) to acid budhism, magnets, crystals, 157 channel cable-arianism, born-again-bible-weaselism (multiple navels) whatever it takes, - if only to impress your mother who understandably is getting a tad anxious.
Marginally lucid, ambulatory, congenitally articulate, well educated, situationally inquiring (suspected to be the schmartest kid on street repeating Grade 5), pragmatic, unencumbered, honest, sensitive,ambitious, creative, dialectic, irreverent to self-deprecating,- not being a linear progression,a bit impetuous, outdoorsy, vegetarian, inclined to be a small imprint tree hugger type, raised by crows hence moderately wealthy, living independently in the community, never been institutionalized, good eye for placing furniture, DeWalt certified, rumor has it heart in the right place. Willing to re-priorize for the anally retentive. Not currently on parole, snorting Drano, stalking the mail-lady, barely surviving on 12-Steps refund cheque(s), nor currently featured in America's Least Wanted. Have a weakness for apostrophes. Currently in legal possession of 187,410 sendwaymorefish 'frequent flyer points' hence prone to be magnanimous on those special days. One (1) picture - neighbors talk. Esthetically squeamish need not answer front door peeking thru pinhole in a scrap of cardboard. Considered obliquely handsome by other than my mother. Very cute as toddler, Scrubs up well. Currently choosing my own clothes. What with tweaking the matching sweater set could conceivably be taken out in public. No kids in rehab nor pesky ex-wives. A bit dotty about sailing, 4-legged creatures, renovating old farm houses,ecology stuff, albeit quite missing doting on significant other. That said, have been saving myself for educated, schmarty-pants, edgy, dialectic, pragmatic, quirky, minimalist, tallish willowy woman replete with transferable dental plan. Quite bewildered upon revisiting list of bowling trophy-atop-TV accomplishment how I somehow fell between the cracks. If in fact there is a God it should not be lost on her that I have been very patient, taking modest comfort She and the very nice people at sendwaymorefish will get me off this abject humiliation any time soon. Whilst on the subject of God, will consider 30 day trial conversion(s) to acid budhism, magnets, crystals, 157 channel cable-arianism, born-again-bible-weaselism (multiple navels) whatever it takes, - if only to impress your mother who understandably is getting a tad anxious.
First Date
Canvas friends & colleagues with much fuller dance cards on latest ethnic hole in the wall, excluding drive-thru's. Avoid night they throw accordian music in with the cruton. Allow prospective heart-throb to pick accent. Get notarized waiver choice of restaurant won't be basis for first spat. Cash Twelve-steps refund cheque. Wash car, - not being the date. Show up on time. Should socks inexplicably melt at first blush take dog blanket out of front seat. Open car door, - hers. Don't drive over lawn. Whilst waiting for wine, drag out photo album of dog. Explore things in common, other than neither having been married in Utah. Table manners, table manners. Quietly pray 8,967 'favorites' doesn't order aperitif, appetizer, shooter, plus the pastry cart. Head for door should she ask burst capacity of doggy bag. Calculate 15% on place-mat whilst she's in washroom speed-dialing her ex. Safely assume your not ending up at her place if she's last seen climbing out window in lady's room. If mutually besotted take her straight home before the waiter's heart explodes. Definitely phone by the weekend should that be default front porch evocation. Second date; flowers. Third date; a puppy. If indelicately not deemed a 'keeper', be careful how I break it to the dog. Tear up pre-nup.
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