Portbigs
Age: 35
Dating
mmmmm: I'm SHAKIN! So YOU can't catch my BOOTY!
About
Non-smoker with Athletic body type
City
Seattle, Washington
Details
44 year old Man, 6' 2" (188cm), Non-Religious
Ethnicity
Mixed race Sagittarius with Mixed color hair
Intent
mmmmm Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Some college
Personality
Profession
Check out my site: HTTP://SCOPEMEOUT.YAGOOFT.COM







I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Prefer not to say Do you want children? Prefer not to say
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year


Interests
Well i like to do the obviousRelax at homeWatch football
Tv shows based on real stuffComedyGo to the beach for a walk
Sit by the waterBoat ridesGo somewhere and park
Play with animalsHang out with friends and familyDancing
TravelGet lucky at anythingAnd much more
Im open for ideasBada bing bada boomYou do the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around thats what its all about

About Me
If you're too serious, then STOP reading! LOL Because I like to have fun and JOKE AROUND! People who can't take jokes, and be goofy sometimes need to get a life. :) Well I'm the honest, easy going type... I'm not a cheater either if I ever find someone I like, and date. I'm GOOFY too! I get my friends at work laughing all the time. I'm not sure my BOSS is too happy about that... (But she keeps looking at me... Ooooooh BABY! LOL, good thing I don't have beer goggles on too! LOL Or it could get a little fishy with her! Just kidding!)...(I'm just joking here! It's all about having some fun!) . I still do a good job though! I'm cool with making new friends too, so maybe we can see how we like each other? I only like the easy going type like myself I do have a little SPUNK though, the GOOD kind. So lets have some FUN! Take care, and good luck! Oh ya, not only are new friends fun. But sometimes we find someone we like through a friend. It does happen! Well I hope you had fun! Oh ya, I'm very talented... I even cut my own hair! LOL NOW BEFORE I GO ANY FURTHER, I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THANKS TO THE MOSTLY GOOD REMARKS I'VE GOTTEN. ALSO, MY HAT GOES OFF TO A COUPLE OF YOU LADIES WHO ASKED TO USE SOMETHING YOU LIKED OFF MY PROFILE TO PUT ON YOURS!!! :) OH MY! I WONDER WHERE IT WENT? HE HE...
Well I guess things have changed a little for my work, and I'm doing some different stuff. Even though nothing is ever easy! But I like what I said before, so I'm leaving it. I guess I have missed a few chances in the past for whatever reason in the dating game. No bad reason though other than if I snooze I loose! LOL... But I can't figure out why most of the gals I have liked always turn out to be taken, shy, quiet, and or hold back from me. A number of years ago I did have one gal I liked, and I was talking to her. Well when it came down to it, I asked for her number. I could tell she liked me, but she pulled back. She then told me that she was afraid of getting her heart broken, so she didn't even give me her number. Just my luck huh? I was like what the heck, everything was going well. So I guess I'm stuck behind the 8 ball. Being told I look like a player is another thing I've heard quite a bit. But finding gals I like is hard to start with, and then they put this wall up. So I guess it might not be meant to be... I guess we'll just have to see... Now as far as what I like to do, I've been working on family pictures quite a bit. So I can take them from the photo albums, and move them to the Internet. It's pretty cool, and fun when the small ones become much bigger. So I've been sharing them with family since they're all over Washington. But I also have a lot of music, and I like old school the best. But I like some from all decades of course in the last sixty years. I'm also the type of person who is loyal, and I don't screw people over. I don't like to break hearts, so I hope I find a good connection. I also like the social type stuff like hanging out, and having fun! I don't care if I drink either, but when I'm single I tend to be in more social surroundings that have it. Anyway, just let me know if you have anything you would like to know...

First Date
It all depends on the moment, but you better not be late! :) So maybe we can meet up at a coffee shop, or a cool hang out spot. Then we can talk and see how we like each other. I know of some good places we could have some fun! Now lets see here if you do qualify? Well if you're one of the few that might be interested in being more than just friends...uh oh! :) Now I had to think about this for a minute, but these are my WORDS!...LOL I was surprised at how fast this all came out for a little FUN!: (1.) Do you like a man who? "A." Gets jealous and drives you nuts, or "B." Just keeps things cool, and won't put up with any jealous girl ever? (2.) Do you like a man who? "A." Cheats, or "B." Doesn't cheat? (3.) Do you like a man who? "A." You settle for, and doesn't get you very excited, or "B." A man who you like, who makes an effort so you want to be with him more and MORE! So you just can't go without? (4.) Do you like a man who? "A." Wants your money, or "B." Doesn't want any of it, just YOU! (5.) Do you like a man who? "A." Doesn't trust you, or "B." Does trust you? (6.) Do you like a man who? "A." Wags his tail like a dog and does anything you say, or "B." Says no and gives you a good dog lickin' all over when you least expect it? (7.) Do you like a man who? "A." Isn't on time, or "B." Makes the best effort to be on time as much as possible? (8.) Do you like a man who? "A." Keeps everything the same, or "B." Likes to mix things up a little? (9.) Do you like a man who? "A." Cares only about himself, or "B." Makes an effort to read your mind, and makes you wonder what he could be thinking about that turns you on? (10.) Do you like a guy who? "A." Doesn't keep himself clean and kept up, or "B." Takes care of himself and keeps himself clean and kept up? Now the right answer to all the questions is the letter "B"! So if you didn't get them all right then we either have to have a chat, or I'll kick you to the curb... LOL! Just jokin'. So why don't you tell me how you did on the test?

I saw this somewhere, and thought it was funny!
----(((o)))----- Put this
------/-\------- on your
-----/ 0 \------ profile if
----/-/|\-\----- you know
---/--/-\--\---- someone who
--/---------\--- should be abducted,
-/-----------\-- and anal probed by aliens before their first date with you!...lol

Ahhhhh ha ha ha! Some ladies sure can't figure me out. Why do you think I BS on here? But this was a classic, she was obviously in left field when she read my profile! He he... :) I'm not age conscious, and not just looking for sex either! He he... This is what she said: "I am not as age conscious as you probably because I am not solely here looking for a sex thing and if I were I would personally not go for an 18 year old who's just starting out in life, but you, well I recommend you get a blow up doll. MMMMM not interested."
NOW IF I HAD A BLOW UP DOLL? I'd name her: "ROAD KILL"! Because I'd be killing her! HE HE... JK