| About | Occasional Smoker with Thin body type | City | Miramichi New Brunswick | |
| Details | 22 year old Woman, < 5' (< 152 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Virgo with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Hang Out | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View her chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Does not want children | |
| Marital Status | Not Single/Not Looking | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Cat | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Profession | Manager/Assassin/Milkshake-Maker Extraordinaire | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent Shorrtyx isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment. |
Relationship History The longest relationship Shorrtyx has been in was over 1 year long. |
Interests
About Me
JUST SO YOU KNOW, I'm probably not your long lost true love. Just sayin'.
-Claps profusely like a monkey with cymbals-
Oh boy. I can really tell the world about myself without seeming like a self-centered nutcase? :D Well world, ARE YOU EVER IN FOR A TREAT.
'Cause you're not getting a life story or biography from me. LUCKY YOU. Just a few tips and pointers so you won't die internally by meeting/talking to me :]
Pointers
M'kay, so. first of all, I'm not, and let me stress NOT, the age it says I am. Oooouuu, big shocker, right? Right. Second of all, I'm not the average female type. Yeeesss, there are types, you scholars. And by not being the average female-ish type, I shall explain [NO, I'm not a tranny, so don't even go down that road. It's not sexy.] I don't need to be doted on. I drink like a man. I'm not really girly, but tend to be more butch at times, even when mixing my feminine side. I can defend myself. I'm a rather opinionated female. If I don't like something, or worse, you, you'll be told off. Straight out. As I always say, I put the male in female.
Don't quote me, either.
I'm not entirely a normal person, but, then again, no one is completely normal, and, if they were, it would make them totally un-normal. Do you see where I'm going with this? If not, you will never understand my logic :]. So, too bad for you.
Tips on Me
• Basically, if you ever see me trolling/cruising through town, I’m almost always in skinny jeans, flats/high top sneakers, a black top that usually consists of the wife beat variety, a cowboy button up shirt, and large aviators. My music is cranked to the max, as well, just to be obnoxious.
• I'm one helluva hardcore Grammar Nazi. My sarcasm isn't recognized by a good number of people, mostly because it's so advanced. I've been told I'm hilarious, though.
• If you're remotely intelligent, you'll realize that my username applies to my life, due to the fact that I'm vertically challenged. 4'11 and a QUARTER in those big scientific terms. And yes, height can be measured in fractions. Amazing, right?
• I'm generally a nice person, but only if someone's not a dumb**** towards me or my friends.
• Give me a Chicken Caesar Salad and/or a Pepperoni pizza with mozza crust, and I am one happy camper. I might even love you for life and ask for your hand in marriage.
• Speaking of marriage, my wife is my best friend and we love each other so very much.
• I'm a song writer, and have about enough songs to make an album. Singing lessons are next on the list, as are guitar lessons. Though, as of lately, I haven't been writing much of anything. Call me retired.
• I'm somewhat of a music whore, and am always on the lookout for new bands/artists. Currently I have 92 GB of music on iTunes, and, approximately another 10 GB downloading, due to the fact that I download by Discography, because that’s the best way to go about music, imo. Obviously that should say that I'm not picky about music. Although, I'm quite anal about my music and playlists, and it must be organized to a T if I ever want to find anything. Call me obsessive compulsive. If you have any bands/artists that you feel I should check out, please, send me a message. Gotta fill up the space on my TB external hard drive ;D
• I like tattoos and piercings. As of currently I only have my nose done and lip done. The tattoo is next on the list, and will hopefully be accomplished by the end of this summer.
• I enjoy zebra printed things. Alot.
• And horizontally striped shirts.
• GSP is pretty much the best fighter in the UFC. [I know it isn't a tip on me, but he's just so damn good.]
• Soda isn’t a good beverage for me. I have it from time to time, but it’s only water, milk, juice and the new love of my life, Nestea Zero that I consume. I’m a healthier person now because of it.
• When I'm not working or in school, I spend a good chunk of my time with my horses. They're my babies and nothing can come in between us; that's just the type of bond that we have.
• I also enjoy updating and re-vamping my profile from time to time. Call me a Pro Profile Professional. Or not. 'Cause that would be hella ghey.
Here's a sweet little tidbit; If you plan on messaging me for a sexytyme, an encounter of any kind, or even just an "lol ur hawt", don't waste your time, unless you want to be verbally raped.
Congratulations on making it this far. Give yourself a pat on the back, go get a glass of water, or maybe a cold shower. You’re a champ. You’re almost there! :D
A little serious now. ;o
Now, as for my goals and ambitions in life, I plan on majoring in Business and Accounting, and minoring in Management. Business is kind of the way I live my life, and tend to be very serious about it, since it is going to be my future, through and through. Although, I'll try not to be married to my job ;]
Enough about my personality. HOW ABOUT THE WAY I LOOK? ;D
Quite defined cheekbones and facial structure [so I've been told], roundish face, short brunette hair [although it used to be a brownish red. Not quite sure what happened there.], average build I guess, aaaaaaaannnddd.. brown eyes. THE MALE SPECIES USUALLY LIKE BIG BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES, RIGHT? I'm kidding. Oh, right. I have the best ass in the Miramichi [so I've been told]. Shit's aaaalll muscle.
OR you could just look at my pictures.
I'm done with my description. FOR NOW. Apparently most people don't read them before messaging me anyway BUT, if you feel the need to ask me anything, please, feel free. Don't be intimidated. I don't bite. Hard.
Kbai.
P.S. Please stop messaging me for a good time.
As I myself believe highly, that castration is a fun time to be had :]
-Claps profusely like a monkey with cymbals-
Oh boy. I can really tell the world about myself without seeming like a self-centered nutcase? :D Well world, ARE YOU EVER IN FOR A TREAT.
'Cause you're not getting a life story or biography from me. LUCKY YOU. Just a few tips and pointers so you won't die internally by meeting/talking to me :]
Pointers
M'kay, so. first of all, I'm not, and let me stress NOT, the age it says I am. Oooouuu, big shocker, right? Right. Second of all, I'm not the average female type. Yeeesss, there are types, you scholars. And by not being the average female-ish type, I shall explain [NO, I'm not a tranny, so don't even go down that road. It's not sexy.] I don't need to be doted on. I drink like a man. I'm not really girly, but tend to be more butch at times, even when mixing my feminine side. I can defend myself. I'm a rather opinionated female. If I don't like something, or worse, you, you'll be told off. Straight out. As I always say, I put the male in female.
Don't quote me, either.
I'm not entirely a normal person, but, then again, no one is completely normal, and, if they were, it would make them totally un-normal. Do you see where I'm going with this? If not, you will never understand my logic :]. So, too bad for you.
Tips on Me
• Basically, if you ever see me trolling/cruising through town, I’m almost always in skinny jeans, flats/high top sneakers, a black top that usually consists of the wife beat variety, a cowboy button up shirt, and large aviators. My music is cranked to the max, as well, just to be obnoxious.
• I'm one helluva hardcore Grammar Nazi. My sarcasm isn't recognized by a good number of people, mostly because it's so advanced. I've been told I'm hilarious, though.
• If you're remotely intelligent, you'll realize that my username applies to my life, due to the fact that I'm vertically challenged. 4'11 and a QUARTER in those big scientific terms. And yes, height can be measured in fractions. Amazing, right?
• I'm generally a nice person, but only if someone's not a dumb**** towards me or my friends.
• Give me a Chicken Caesar Salad and/or a Pepperoni pizza with mozza crust, and I am one happy camper. I might even love you for life and ask for your hand in marriage.
• Speaking of marriage, my wife is my best friend and we love each other so very much.
• I'm a song writer, and have about enough songs to make an album. Singing lessons are next on the list, as are guitar lessons. Though, as of lately, I haven't been writing much of anything. Call me retired.
• I'm somewhat of a music whore, and am always on the lookout for new bands/artists. Currently I have 92 GB of music on iTunes, and, approximately another 10 GB downloading, due to the fact that I download by Discography, because that’s the best way to go about music, imo. Obviously that should say that I'm not picky about music. Although, I'm quite anal about my music and playlists, and it must be organized to a T if I ever want to find anything. Call me obsessive compulsive. If you have any bands/artists that you feel I should check out, please, send me a message. Gotta fill up the space on my TB external hard drive ;D
• I like tattoos and piercings. As of currently I only have my nose done and lip done. The tattoo is next on the list, and will hopefully be accomplished by the end of this summer.
• I enjoy zebra printed things. Alot.
• And horizontally striped shirts.
• GSP is pretty much the best fighter in the UFC. [I know it isn't a tip on me, but he's just so damn good.]
• Soda isn’t a good beverage for me. I have it from time to time, but it’s only water, milk, juice and the new love of my life, Nestea Zero that I consume. I’m a healthier person now because of it.
• When I'm not working or in school, I spend a good chunk of my time with my horses. They're my babies and nothing can come in between us; that's just the type of bond that we have.
• I also enjoy updating and re-vamping my profile from time to time. Call me a Pro Profile Professional. Or not. 'Cause that would be hella ghey.
Here's a sweet little tidbit; If you plan on messaging me for a sexytyme, an encounter of any kind, or even just an "lol ur hawt", don't waste your time, unless you want to be verbally raped.
Congratulations on making it this far. Give yourself a pat on the back, go get a glass of water, or maybe a cold shower. You’re a champ. You’re almost there! :D
A little serious now. ;o
Now, as for my goals and ambitions in life, I plan on majoring in Business and Accounting, and minoring in Management. Business is kind of the way I live my life, and tend to be very serious about it, since it is going to be my future, through and through. Although, I'll try not to be married to my job ;]
Enough about my personality. HOW ABOUT THE WAY I LOOK? ;D
Quite defined cheekbones and facial structure [so I've been told], roundish face, short brunette hair [although it used to be a brownish red. Not quite sure what happened there.], average build I guess, aaaaaaaannnddd.. brown eyes. THE MALE SPECIES USUALLY LIKE BIG BEAUTIFUL BROWN EYES, RIGHT? I'm kidding. Oh, right. I have the best ass in the Miramichi [so I've been told]. Shit's aaaalll muscle.
OR you could just look at my pictures.
I'm done with my description. FOR NOW. Apparently most people don't read them before messaging me anyway BUT, if you feel the need to ask me anything, please, feel free. Don't be intimidated. I don't bite. Hard.
Kbai.
P.S. Please stop messaging me for a good time.
As I myself believe highly, that castration is a fun time to be had :]
First Date
Never been on a date. BUT, if I had the choice, I'd take you tooo: FUNKY TOWN. If you don't see the hilarity or the joke, you need to be examined.
But in all honesty, I'd like to take you out of your comfort zone. Do something you've probably never done before. The whole "tea-coffee/walk-on-the-beach/dinner-and-a-movie-thing" is just exhausted to the point of wanting to blow my brains out. Also, it's not very insightful to your adventurous side.
So, I'd vouch for a trail ride with the horses, bungee jumping, vandalizing a wall or bridge with graffiti, karaoke, etc.
And, if all worked out fine and dandy, it would be your turn to choose the itinerary for the next night.
But in all honesty, I'd like to take you out of your comfort zone. Do something you've probably never done before. The whole "tea-coffee/walk-on-the-beach/dinner-and-a-movie-thing" is just exhausted to the point of wanting to blow my brains out. Also, it's not very insightful to your adventurous side.
So, I'd vouch for a trail ride with the horses, bungee jumping, vandalizing a wall or bridge with graffiti, karaoke, etc.
And, if all worked out fine and dandy, it would be your turn to choose the itinerary for the next night.
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