acamus
Age: 59
Friends
aleon: Another Saturday night, n I aint got nobody!
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Austin, Texas
Details
57 year old Man, 5' 10" (178cm), Christian - other
Ethnicity
Caucasian Pisces with Brown hair
Intent
aleon Wants a relationship
Education
Associates degree
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
AMISH TV REPAIRMAN







I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Widowed Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious



About Me
Hmmm, that headline ought to be turned into a song!

I went to the doctor today, after finding rocky lumps on my butt. Doc gave me some medicine and told me I have assteroids!!

I told my last girlfriend that we had lost our spark. That's when she zapped me with her taser, then asked, "What about now"?!!

"The trouble with quotes on the internet, is you can never be sure the person being cited, actually said the quote". Abe Lincoln


Each of us are angels with one wing, needing to hold on to each other to fly.

Yesterday I walked out the door and noticed that someone, or something, had placed a lot of dog poo on the yard in several intricate, yet curious patterns. After careful study and conjecture, it dawned on me. I was looking at crap circles!

When I get off duty, I like to relax, looking at the lake, write a few jokes, sing a few songs, eat some good chow, and dream some great dreams. Drama and argument are not on my to do list, and if the rest of this sounds good to you, Well, you know the drill I'd reckon. God Bless ya.

I am a widow since 1998,so I have worked out the issues that accompany that status.I am now wondering how long it will take to find ONE lady for an LTR. I do a blog on FB called NITWITNESS NEWS! If you enjoy my humor, I'm pretty sure we'd get along.I volunteer as an MC for a variety of non-profit causes. I lean to the conservative side of issues in some cases, and liberal in others (probably like most folks). I'm a veteran with patriotism. I love dogs and animals. I think salamanders and golden cheek warblers taste similar! I often wonder why there have never been crop circles found in marijuana fields?!I used to be insecure, now I'm in security. Some folks have friends in high places. I on the other hand am satisfied getting high at friends places.
I live on Lake Travis and love the outdoors.
Would like to find a lady to settle down with, or at least be a regular and steady date. I occsionally scratch myself in public, burp, and, now and then will actually pull my own finger!!! I'm blemished, but not broken, poor but not broke. I am at times confident, and times insecure. I am ,,,,, The Unperfect Man!!!! No apologies though. I've had a lot of fun in my life, and in writing this profile. I hope you enjoy it.
My favorite thing on the TV is the off button!

People who don't need to write me are as follows:


People who eat with their mouth full.

People who sleep with their eyes open (very spooky, and hard to sneak out on)!

People who fold, spindle, or mutilate.

People who don't get it.

People who do get it, but are not willing to share.

Mental hygenists

Gental hydentists

Those who are telepathetic or telespastic

People with analencephalitis.

First Date
Being that I am a lake and outdoors type person I would like to take her for a nice quiet walk at one of the Lake Travis parks, and if that goes well, then go to one of the local clubs for dining and drink. Of course I would have flowers for her and would open her door and treat her at all times as a gentleman treats a lady.I may be an incurable smart aleck but if you ask my friends about me I'm fairly sure two things they would say about me is I'm a gentleman and I'm funny. I do write original music (and jokes) and try not to take myself or life too seriously


Mail Settings
To send a message to aleon you MUST meet the following criteria:
Female
Must not be married