| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | cold lake Alberta | |
| Details | 43 year old Man, 6' 4" (193 cm), Other Religion | Ethnicity | Caucasian Gemini with no hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Friends | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Profession | unemployed cult leader | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Relationship History The longest relationship arlobusstop has been in was over 10 years long. |
About Me
money is the root of all evil. young guys are jerks & lets face it the good looking ones will cheat. have i got a deal for you.
i'm emotionally unavailable. old, going bald, out of shape & i have no money.
you should own/make payments on - a big screen tv, a soft couch.
you should be young, beautiful, professional,(maybe an aerobics instructor - bendy). you should like wearing skirts, stockings, heels.
- oh, if you like that movie where the chic that prepares nails tells the customer about the guy that's cheating on his wife, and the customer is the wife,...well, you will need to be INCREDIBLE in other areas because there is just no excuse for that.
preference given to - light s & m fetish,
open mindedness
the sane
and/or the ability to pass as sane.(give it a try...for us)
i like grocery shopping
i like to cook
i like to eat
i won't say i work out but i've mastered the inverted couch press.
blah, blah, blah,
look, as long as you are independent & true to yourself, who cares about like/dislikes, we either connect or we don't.
i believe passion should be a part of each day.
turn-offs: german safety words
i'm emotionally unavailable. old, going bald, out of shape & i have no money.
you should own/make payments on - a big screen tv, a soft couch.
you should be young, beautiful, professional,(maybe an aerobics instructor - bendy). you should like wearing skirts, stockings, heels.
- oh, if you like that movie where the chic that prepares nails tells the customer about the guy that's cheating on his wife, and the customer is the wife,...well, you will need to be INCREDIBLE in other areas because there is just no excuse for that.
preference given to - light s & m fetish,
open mindedness
the sane
and/or the ability to pass as sane.(give it a try...for us)
i like grocery shopping
i like to cook
i like to eat
i won't say i work out but i've mastered the inverted couch press.
blah, blah, blah,
look, as long as you are independent & true to yourself, who cares about like/dislikes, we either connect or we don't.
i believe passion should be a part of each day.
turn-offs: german safety words
First Date
i would act really uncomfortable. try to keep the conversation about you. probably go through dinner with a piece of spaghetti stuck to my face. offer just enough charm that you would allow me a kiss at your door then BAM! your under my spell
... (for about 2 & a half years then the spell kinda wears off & we each go our separate ways... but stay in touch)
or
we'll go to a country bar & do the "lawnsprinkler" to EVERY song until some redneck gets in our face then we'll roll his sorry a**, get drunk on his dime & suck face at the bar between shooters.
... (for about 2 & a half years then the spell kinda wears off & we each go our separate ways... but stay in touch)
or
we'll go to a country bar & do the "lawnsprinkler" to EVERY song until some redneck gets in our face then we'll roll his sorry a**, get drunk on his dime & suck face at the bar between shooters.
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