pirateriver: Humor Me Guppies...
About
Occasional smoker with Average body type
City
Vancouver, British Columbia
Details
36 year old Man, 5' 11" (180cm), Other Religion
Ethnicity
Caucasian Taurus with Brown hair
Intent
pirateriver is actively seeking a relationship
Education
Some college
Personality
Diva
Profession
pirate/ treasure hunter







I am Seeking a Woman For Hang out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Socially
Pets Other Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? N/A Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years



About Me
Ahoy fair lass, I be the pirate River.

I run a tight shi'p, but've lost our ma'insail.
Runnin' course along tow'ards treasur', firece souther'n wind tore me ship's colours clean off!
Durin' the storm my de'ar f'rst mate fell into the icy lock'r of mist'r Davie Jones.

On course to plund'r a new Jolly Roger, we arrive'd th's port. Here we be seekin' out a new first mate!

All hands on deck!

when I'm not on me dear ship my hands are busy massaging sore muscles, delivering prahna or tossing the throttle on my trusted metal steed. I'm keen on meeting a solid gal for roadtrips, romance, and rowing me boat ashore.

- send a message in a bottle -

First Date
Stow away on a cruiseliner to later arrive in portside Japan...