| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | Newmarket Ontario | |
| Details | 52 year old Woman, 5' 6" (168 cm), Christian - other | Ethnicity | Caucasian Libra with Blond hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | View her relationship needs | Chemistry | View her chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Does not want children | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Cat | Eye Color | Green | |
| Profession | Daydream Believer! Photos and stuff | Do you have children? | All my kids are over 18 | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent Greanize is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship Greanize has been in was over 10 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
If a person feels that even a small acknowledgement of any greeting another chooses to send out to them is not worth sending, then don't you think it is a small glimpse into a personality trait that you are better off not having come into your life??? So if you choose not to acknowledge someone when they take the time to say hi to you, I would like to thank you in advance for letting me know you are not someone I would like to take any more of my time to try to get to know! Now on to better things that are much more fun and interesting! Cheers and happy fishing! xoB
If people could only glimpse the unimaginable depth of the great love they were born of and to which they'll swiftly return, and they realized that their choice to be "here" was made from the zenith of their own intergalactic brilliance, and they understood how much more their lives have made possible for others who will follow, I do believe they'd cut themselves a bit more slack, smell more flowers, and hold more hands.
This is a link to what I love to do most: http://iluvbonniespics.globalentertainmentmag.com/index.html
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
I am here.....so what are your other two wishes??
Welcome to my profile. Straight jackets are by the wall, meds are in the boxes. Enjoy your stay, and please visit again!
Q: Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
A: To knock the wieners off the smart ones
Sometimes I wish certain people were rugs so I could take them out and beat them any time I wanted!
PMS - Pass my Shotgun!
You are NOT allergic to cats. I have three! And I am one more bad relationship away from having 30.
After a breakup, I like to tighten the lids on all the jars so then I can say..."Oh, so NOW you need me!"
When someone asks me why am I single, I smile sweetly and say: God has not finished writing the best love story ever! A few chapters were written, but when he saw it was not right, he scribbled it out and started over.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
If Maybeline can make lashes look 3X longer, then they need to start to make condoms!!
Whoever the fool is who made the one inch snickers bar and decided to call it the 'fun size' really does think that size doesn't matter!
I keep getting dirty voice mail messages from an unknown number. If it is you, send more!!
I am dreaming of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned
I am being a super hero today!! I am running around the garden with my underpants over my pants..
I clicked my heels together three times and wished I was in Cuba, but the reality fairy smacked me in the head and flew away laughing!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but skid in sideways, thoroughly washed up and worn out with chocolate in one hand, martini in the other screaming..woo hoo, what a ride!
Never argue with an idiot.They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. So, I suggest we pour Tequila on the table and lick it off!
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground & miss.
Thinks the human body was designed by an engineer... Who else would put the entertainment district right next to the waste treatment plant!
I am the line between your worst nightmare and you're greatest fantasy! You choose which way you wanna go.
A blonde is considering suing the Herbal Essences people. She has never, not once, had an orgasm from washing her hair!!
No matter where you go or what you do, always behave with dignity and respect for yourself and for others. You never know if the person who could be your future has been watching.
Did you realize if you don't fart your arms would blow off from all the noxious gas trapped in your body?
I tried to join a dating agency today but got rejected: when they asked me the question 'What do you like best in a man?' they wouldn't accept 'A KNIFE'!
I found out that 9 out of 10 guys prefer women with big breasts. The remaining 1 prefers the other 9 guys!
Whatever you give a woman, she multiplies. Give her a house, you get a home. Give her food, you get a meal. Give her a rose and she will give you love, but Be careful, Give her crap, you get a ton of SHIT!!!
Well at least if your reading this profile now your not looking at Internet porn! See there is a cure!
Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read... But look at you havin a go...
Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you..? Turn around...See, caught you looking!
Single? I'm not single, I'm in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom!
Sometimes, the walls we build up around us aren't necessarily there to keep people out, but to see who cares enough and who's worthy enough to break them down. I am back into construction now, so you have to be freaking awesome to get close to me!
While I do appreciate some of your very lovely messages, please do not be offended if I do not respond, however I do TRY to reply to all messages.
If people could only glimpse the unimaginable depth of the great love they were born of and to which they'll swiftly return, and they realized that their choice to be "here" was made from the zenith of their own intergalactic brilliance, and they understood how much more their lives have made possible for others who will follow, I do believe they'd cut themselves a bit more slack, smell more flowers, and hold more hands.
This is a link to what I love to do most: http://iluvbonniespics.globalentertainmentmag.com/index.html
Q: Why do Blondes always smile during lightning storms?
A: They think their picture is being taken.
I am here.....so what are your other two wishes??
Welcome to my profile. Straight jackets are by the wall, meds are in the boxes. Enjoy your stay, and please visit again!
Q: Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born?
A: To knock the wieners off the smart ones
Sometimes I wish certain people were rugs so I could take them out and beat them any time I wanted!
PMS - Pass my Shotgun!
You are NOT allergic to cats. I have three! And I am one more bad relationship away from having 30.
After a breakup, I like to tighten the lids on all the jars so then I can say..."Oh, so NOW you need me!"
When someone asks me why am I single, I smile sweetly and say: God has not finished writing the best love story ever! A few chapters were written, but when he saw it was not right, he scribbled it out and started over.
Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"
If Maybeline can make lashes look 3X longer, then they need to start to make condoms!!
Whoever the fool is who made the one inch snickers bar and decided to call it the 'fun size' really does think that size doesn't matter!
I keep getting dirty voice mail messages from an unknown number. If it is you, send more!!
I am dreaming of a better tomorrow, where chickens can cross the road and not have their motives questioned
I am being a super hero today!! I am running around the garden with my underpants over my pants..
I clicked my heels together three times and wished I was in Cuba, but the reality fairy smacked me in the head and flew away laughing!
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but skid in sideways, thoroughly washed up and worn out with chocolate in one hand, martini in the other screaming..woo hoo, what a ride!
Never argue with an idiot.They drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.”
We are living in a world today where lemonade is made from artificial flavors and furniture polish is made from real lemons. So, I suggest we pour Tequila on the table and lick it off!
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground & miss.
Thinks the human body was designed by an engineer... Who else would put the entertainment district right next to the waste treatment plant!
I am the line between your worst nightmare and you're greatest fantasy! You choose which way you wanna go.
A blonde is considering suing the Herbal Essences people. She has never, not once, had an orgasm from washing her hair!!
No matter where you go or what you do, always behave with dignity and respect for yourself and for others. You never know if the person who could be your future has been watching.
Did you realize if you don't fart your arms would blow off from all the noxious gas trapped in your body?
I tried to join a dating agency today but got rejected: when they asked me the question 'What do you like best in a man?' they wouldn't accept 'A KNIFE'!
I found out that 9 out of 10 guys prefer women with big breasts. The remaining 1 prefers the other 9 guys!
Whatever you give a woman, she multiplies. Give her a house, you get a home. Give her food, you get a meal. Give her a rose and she will give you love, but Be careful, Give her crap, you get a ton of SHIT!!!
Well at least if your reading this profile now your not looking at Internet porn! See there is a cure!
Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read... But look at you havin a go...
Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you..? Turn around...See, caught you looking!
Single? I'm not single, I'm in a long standing relationship with fun and freedom!
Sometimes, the walls we build up around us aren't necessarily there to keep people out, but to see who cares enough and who's worthy enough to break them down. I am back into construction now, so you have to be freaking awesome to get close to me!
While I do appreciate some of your very lovely messages, please do not be offended if I do not respond, however I do TRY to reply to all messages.
First Date
Allow me to explain it in terms you will be able to understand!! I am going to need crayons.
Lunch at a cafe on the Seine. Your treat!????? NO?????? OK, then shopping for colouring books at Toys 'r' Us!
Let's run around with Blankets over our heads and pretend we are undercover agents!
We can put M n M's in alphabetical order!!
Latte is french for You paid too much for that coffee!
I tried Smoking Pot Before...But The Handle Got Caught In my Throat..
Lets go to the smash up derby. But first we should fill driver side air bags with ketchup just for fun.
Probably not a good idea to play Ghost in the Closet at the nursing home!
A redhead tells her blond sister'
"I slept with a Brazilian'
The sister says "OMG you slut! ..How many in a Brazilian?"
Sorry....no wine for me. I am ALLERGIC!
Dating from the internet can be evil. There is always that temptation to keep looking for someone better!
Lunch at a cafe on the Seine. Your treat!????? NO?????? OK, then shopping for colouring books at Toys 'r' Us!
Let's run around with Blankets over our heads and pretend we are undercover agents!
We can put M n M's in alphabetical order!!
Latte is french for You paid too much for that coffee!
I tried Smoking Pot Before...But The Handle Got Caught In my Throat..
Lets go to the smash up derby. But first we should fill driver side air bags with ketchup just for fun.
Probably not a good idea to play Ghost in the Closet at the nursing home!
A redhead tells her blond sister'
"I slept with a Brazilian'
The sister says "OMG you slut! ..How many in a Brazilian?"
Sorry....no wine for me. I am ALLERGIC!
Dating from the internet can be evil. There is always that temptation to keep looking for someone better!
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