I'm your Vitameatavegamin [guy].
Are you tired, run-down, listless?
Do you poop out at parties?
Are you unpopular?
The answer to all your problems is in this little bottle.
Yes, Vitameatavegamin contains
Yes, with Vitameatavegamin, you can spoon your way to health.
All you do is take a great big tablespoonful after every meal.
It's so tasty, too!
Tastes just like candy!
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That's Vita-meata-vegamin! (wink)