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thehum : read my profile. yes all of it. i know right? god!
About Non-Smoker with Athletic body type City Toronto Ontario
Details 26 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165 cm), Non-Religious Ethnicity Mixed Race Virgo with Brown hair


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look for the - bear necessities

I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Profession Bartender Do you have children? No
Education Masters degree Do you have a car? No


Relationship

Intent thehum wants to date but nothing serious.

Relationship History The longest relationship thehum has been in was over 2 years long.

Interests
 
Airport SecurityOne-piece bathing suitsWild linguistic skillz
Playing vball with menCooking circles around your mumBoardroom meetings
Everything familiaVolunteering and social causesFacebook stalking myself

About Me
I grew up as one of those traveling kids that they slapped the smiley face badge on and ushered around the ports like a stray sheepling. I've tentatively set some roots down here, right smack downtown Toronto. I did the finance district thing for too long, and now I play barkeep and make websites whilst building a wonderful kid's birthday cake business on the side.

My nut basket of desirable qualities include (and are probably limited to) folding aerodynamically superior paper planes, decanting bordeaux, and picking locks. Being around or in the water floats my boat. I like hitting the sand, the slopes, the trails, the books and the town. I do not like hitting small children and kittens. Promise.

I tend to gravitate towards mellow free thinkers who harbour a strong sense of self and others, who are child-like vs. childish, and who carry themselves well in any given social situation. Ixnay on the upidstay. No candy for the stage 5 clingers, argumentative nitpickers, belief imposers, and Texan pedophiles.
Swedish child molesters are ok.

As for me...well, I'm kinda adorable, but we already know that. That aside, I'm a good kid and quite acceptable as an adult as well. I do enjoy causing ruckus, but luckily I'm exceptional at getting out of trouble. Fist pump! (the yesss kind, NOT the Pauly Shore kind)

http://t.qkme.me/3582f8.jpg

First Date
Let's save the shenanigans for after we've decided not to hightail it home to play vid games and curse photoshop...lemon law what what! Would help if you had tousled hair, a bratty grin, and excellent table manners!
Or at least an ab to compensate for each one of your glaring character flaws. At least.



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Testimonials from thehum's favorites list
I remember the first time I laid eyes on old hummerballs, it was fraternity rush week at the kappa gamma kai house. We were both pledges and spent all of hell week together, then sadly I was turned away but hummerballs got in after they saw how well she could dunk a basketball.

thehum has 2 roses that can be sent.
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