About Me
Humor me.
I'm 28 years old, I work for a nonprofit hospice organization and I'm a business owner. I'm really busy and I'm really specific, so I'm using POF to take advantage of the people filters the Internet has to offer that clubs and bars cannot. If I could filter messages by grammar, I would. Also, POF needs to let me put up more pictures. And most of the people I've met from PoF have been pretty great! Though I'm in a steady relationship now, people filters are still needed. Especially in San Angelo, people here are so bleh.
Who am I? I'm spontaneous fun in a bottle. body. whatever. I dance, sing, draw, drink, bowl, shoot, film, photograph, and DJ! House, Drum and Bass, Trance, Hardstyle, Dubstep, Hip-Hop, Breakbeat... if you can break a sweat dancing to it, I can mix it. I also drive fast, refuse to take sh!t from anyone, and am generally an a$$hole... but you know, the fun kind that's impossible to hate. Check me out on facebook - just search for WTFumbles .
If life were a movie I'd be a villain - the one you root for. Hence the Rufio outfit as seen in one of my pictures. Although I don't think Rufio had tattoos. Hmm... More research required.
I'm the guy that's perfectly comfortable making the first move, whether it be a romantic kiss on the doorstep, or throwing you up against a wall and making out with you passionately... in the rain!
I've traveled a lot for work, so I'm out of town sometimes, but I also take my friends along sometimes to keep me entertained. Most of my friends are entertainers in a wide array of the word, so having an interest in the art of entertainment, especially music, is pretty important. As for television, I watch a bit of everything - mostly history and travel, though if you're down with Fringe, we are friends for life.
If we hang out, there will never be an awkward silence. Don't worry, if you get nervous, I'll just tease you. Or sing. Or tease you in a song. Yes!
I have a beautiful cat named after a cartoon demon that cried diamonds - her name is Yukina. She has bright blue eyes and gets jealous easily because she knows I hang out with cool people (she'd laugh if she caught me with some other people though).
(if you know what the code above means, plus points for nerdism)
Hmm... what else? I'm from Paradise Valley, Arizona, an avid socialite, and I like to fly. Someday, I'm going to own a hang-glider, or a wingsuit. Maybe both.
I'm not taking this too seriously; I don't play mind games nor do I placate low self esteem. Until you impress me, I will probably treat you like my bratty little sister.
PS - If I send you a message, I think you're attractive. But not only attractive, your profile is intriguing. If I send you a message that seems strange, then I'm probably just bored and screwing with you. But also maybe I'm interested, it depends on how funny your reply is.
If you've heard of and can appreciate the musical genius that is Ronald Jenkees, I've already won you over.