If I had a dollar for every girl that found me unattractive, they'd eventually find me attractive.
I'm looking for Ms. Right, as long as her her first name isn't Always.
If at first you don't succeed, blame someone else and seek counseling.
I almost had a psychic girlfriend; but she left me before we met.
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery.
Sex is like air. It isn't important unless you're not getting any.
I'm still single because my family-in-law cannot have children.
The difference between "Girlfriend" and "Girl Friend" is that little space in between we call the "Friend Zone".
Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
I am probably single because I didn't forward those chain messages in 2008.
It's better to be the first lover than a third wife.
Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?