I am a 21 year old male. I enjoy many things that I will not share here because half the fun of relationships is getting to know someone. This is all I will tell you:
I am completely serious about everything I do, and I never tell jokes. If I ever say something funny, I would expect you to slap me in the face immediately without hesitation. If you say something funny I will do the same. Like I said, I'm completely serious in every aspect of my life.
I will not tolerate the following:
Tomfoolery, comaraderie, hooliganism, poppycockery, balderdash, bumbling, tumbling, crumbling, stumbling, scalawags, scofflaws, ragamuffins, ne'er-do-wells, Johnny-come-latelys, hoodlums, roughnecks, cutthroats, buccaneers, persnicketiness, brouhahas, schtick, slapstick, hubbubs, ruckuses, tight wads, two faces, chumbuckets, whippersnappers, clap traps, flimflams, wishywashers, horsefeathers, highjinks, merryment, monkeyshines, malcontents, discontents, tables of contents, skylarking, absurdity, buffoonery, horseplay, jocularity, jest, junketing, festivities, banter, clowning, raillery, wise cracks, wise asses, wise acres, cretinism, drolleries, escapades, frolicking, farces, parodies, puns, quips, quirks, ribs, sallies, yellow-bellies, whimsy, yarn, gaiety, hooplas, shindigs, pranks, tricks, bee's knees, cat's meows, lion's roars, capers, gags, put-ons, rollicks, roughhousing, rowdiness, antics, capers, and, in general, any sort of funny business, gibberish, gobbledegook, hogwash, hooey, rubbish, tommyrot, trash, prating, nonsense, double-talk, filibustering, fiddlesticks, twaddle, bilge, eyewash, hokum, voodoo, mumbo jumbo, hodge podgery, boistering, loitering, delinquincy, tardiness, getting fresh, heckling, lampooning, mock, ridicule, gut busting, hooting, hollering, joshing, chitchat, banter, ribbing, railing, repartee, razzing, ridicule, or persiflage.