Some meals will be eaten in our underwear. Does that sound like a Sunday night to you? Does that sound like every night to you? Do you hug the life from pillows? Do you like crepes? Do you wear a puffy jacket or do you just layer? I layer.
I prefer the blinds not be used. I prefer nakedness at all costs. I am a cat person. I don’t grocery shop but I can cook. I don’t like children but I do like to cut chunks of hot dog into mac-n-cheese. Sometimes bacon.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'm a cheap date, I settle for coffee and a muffin.