A friend of mine told me about this one and said that there are social events to attend. Since my social life has been limited to whatever single parents can do and not jeopardize home life, I though this might be fun. I do have to say that I'm not going to fit into any of the boxes you might think. The ONLY way to know me is to talk to me. I'm pretty open but I'm not for everyone. I'm single all these years for a reason.
I'm a liberal in Kansas/LA, if you can believe that. I'm a KSU alumni...even harder to believe. I have a teenage kid (we like to hike in the Konza/St Tammany Trace (bike)and he and I are close...and now you know I'm flat out not telling the truth, huh?
I've heard a lot of guys saying that they LIKE long walks on the beach. Tell me, is it the same as when women put they they LIKE to watch football or NASCAR? I don't have cable so I don't watch sports (I JUST got a big screen TV 'cause the kid left to college...Nascar is still NOT on the list of things to do)...and there are no beaches here in Kansas. :))
Update: I'm now 50/50 in Kansas/NOLA....so there's at least a 50% chance of there being a beach! I'm guessing the odds will go UP.
History: When I was a kid I remember seeing these mounds of mud in the yard. I looked in and could sometimes see some little critter in there. More than once I'd get some bread and some string and I'd tie the bread to the string and try to get it down the hole. A few times one of the "critters" would grab the bread. And I'd coax it back up....but they always let go before I could get them to the top.
Someone asked me if I have been "lucky". It was a good question. Yes, I've been lucky....no social diseases, not married, no minor kids to support, no jealous husbands looking for me and I never have to explain myself. Anywhere I go from here has to be an improvement on that. FYI...I SELDOM initiate contact....I am very picky about who I meet and I'm not likely to ever ask you, "Wanna come over N f&*#?"
OK...I'm back in Kansas.....had to check in with my parole officer. ;)
This is an addition to the "First Date" column which seems to be full:
P.S. 11 Addendum to #10 Nothing in their profile but also don't like one line messages.
P.S. 12 "Like to be taken out to fancy expensive restaurants. I have the looks and the brains and I deserve to be escorted by a true gentleman that does not mind spending his time and his money on me. A night out in luxury is a the perfect getaway for me."
Oh baby!!!.....spend money on me....you don't know it yet, but I'm worth it. Right! LOL
OK 1st a long walk on the beach and then we go watch NASCAR...or a golf game. :D
By the way, I have seen profiles that, in one way or another impressed me and I thought I'd send a note. Only to find that I was not allowed to message them. Then find in their profiles, that they complained about not having gotten any messages. LOL So,I've added them to my favorites.
What's a 5 letter word beginning with "i"? (Clue: ends in "ot".)
So, if you find yourself on my favorites list, it COULD be that I like you. Or it COULD be that I think your an _____ ? :)
P.S. Someone just added ME to THEIR favorites list. LOL Good. :)
P.S. 2 Example: I click on a nice profile that says, "ARE THERE ANY GOOD LOOKING DECENT GUYS LEFT?" I decide to send a message. What pops up. "____ does not wish to talk to you, and is not looking for what you are looking for." Guess what list she's on. ;)
P.S. 3 I see a lot of photos where the gal is clutching some guy (bf?...ex?...???) Put the shoe on the other foot, if I come on to you and there is a woman standing there....what are you going to think? Really? ;)
P.S. 4 I've been doing the "I-ot" list for some time. I have gotten so that I have about an 85% prediction rate. I'm serious...just from the photo (I don't bother to read a profile unless I know I can message someone.) Wanna guess what they ALL (85% at least) have in common?
P.S 5 Icing on the cake. I get a message in my mailbox telling me that "so-n-so" wants to meet me and all I need to do is follow the link. She's cute, seems to have an interesting profile, I decide to message her and guess what?! You got it, "so-and-so" has me blocked. There really are i---s in the world.
P.S. 6th Experimenting. I changed my "income" to show considerably more than I make. And viola! SOME of the "ladies" on my list will now allow me to message them. I hate to say this but it looked to me like the "upper class" appears to filter out us riff raff. Shallow people...ought to be ashamed of yourselves...hang your heads...go sit in the corner and think about what hollow people you are...you know who you are...lol
P.S. 7 My new new favorite. "Is anyone 'normal'?" You got it...on my favs list. I'm normal, right? Right? RIGHT???? Blub...blu...blubb...twitch...ppsst.
P.S. 8 "Lookin' 4 a REAL man" / "You are not allowed to message D*** ***8. Return to your inbox" Real men" don't put up with poo-poo. ;)
P.S. 9 This one is not TOO bad.....OK....yeah it is. "IS THEIR ANY REAL MEN OUT THERE!"
1) It's a question.....so it ends in a "?" 2) It's ARE and not IS...it's plural 3) It's "there"....not "their", which is possessive. 4) "OUT THERE" is not necessary....we all know where. So it should read, "ARE THERE ANY REAL MEN, AVAILABLE?"
PS 10 I messaged one who said that they didn't like to get just "Hey" And so I poured our my heart. Guess what! No answer. So to them...Hey! :)