OK...OK...first a long walk on the beach and then we go watch NASCAR...or a golf game. :D
By the way, I have seen several profiles that, in one way or another impressed me and
I thought I'd send a note...ONLY TO FIND THAT FOR SOME REASON I WAS NOT ALLOWED TO MESSAGE THEM. Then find in their profiles, that they complained about not having gotten any messages. LOL So,I've added them to my favorites.....
What's a five letter word beginning with "i"? (Clue: ends in "ot".)
So, if you find yourself on my favorites list, it COULD be that I like you. Or it COULD be that I think your an _____ ? :)
P.S. Someone just added ME to THEIR favorites list. Hahahahahaha. Very good. :)
P.S.S. A prime example: I click on a nice profile that says, "ARE THERE ANY GOOD LOOKING DECENT GUYS LEFT?" And I decide to send a message. This is what pops up. "______ does not wish to talk to you, and is not looking for what you are looking for." Guess what list she's on. ;)
P.S.S.S. My new next favorite. "If you message me, I will respond!"....and guess what? You got it...I'm not allowed to send a message. My face is gonna crack.
P.S.S.S.S. I've been doing the "I-dot" list for some time now. I have gotten so that I have about an 85% prediction rate. I'm serious....just from the photo (I don't bother to read a profile unless I know I can message someone.) Wanna guess what they ALL (85% at least) have in common?
P.S(5th) This is the icing on the cake. I get a message in my mailbox telling me that "so-and-so" wants to meet me and all I need to do is follow the link. So I do, she's cute, seems to have a reasonable/interesting profile, I decide to message her and guess what?!?!?! You got it, "so-and-so" has me blocked. There really are i----s in the world.
P.S.(6th) I've been experimenting. I changed my "income" to show considerably more than I make. And viola! SOME of the "ladies" on my list, all of a sudden will allow me to message them. I hate to say this but it looked to me like the "upper class" appears to filter out us riff raff. Good lord....such shallow people...ought to be ashamed of yourselves....hang your heads...go sit in the corner and think about what hollow people you are....you know who you are....lol Bad....bad....sit.
P.S. (7th) My new new favorite. "Is anyone 'normal'?" You got it....on my favs list.
I'm normal, right? Right? RIGHT???? Blub...blu...blubb....twitch.....pppssst.
P.S. (8th) "Lookin' 4 a REAL man" / "You are not allowed to message D*** ***8. Return to your inbox"
Real men" don't put up with poo-poo. ;)
P.S. (9th) This one is not TOO bad.....OK....yeah it is.
"IS THEIR ANY REAL MEN OUT THERE!"
1) It's a question.....so it ends in a "?"
2) It's ARE and not IS...it's plural
3) It's "there"....not "their", which is possessive.
4) "OUT THERE" is not necessary....we all know where.
So it should read, "ARE THERE ANY REAL MEN, AVAIL