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Klicker The Catfish: Devoted Lives to Advertise
About Non-Smoker with Average body type City Toronto Ontario
Details 32 year old Man, 5' 8" (173 cm), Non-Religious Ethnicity Caucasian Aquarius with Brown hair


dating

Getting zombified.. for a wedding, of course!

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Brown
Profession Game Developer Do you have children? No
Education Bachelors degree Do you have a car? No


Relationship

Intent Klicker is looking for a relationship.

Relationship History The longest relationship Klicker has been in was over 7 years long.

Interests
 
musicprogrammingmovies
drawingrollerbladingskating
guitarwritingpolyamory
game designfoodanimals

About Me
To Save Us Both Time: I'm seeking a serious, committed, and polyamorous relationship. If you're seeking something casual, temporary, or monogamous, then I feel bad for you, son. That's 99% of profiles, but guess which ain't one? And now you're leaving with Jay-Z's anthem for single people in your head. You're welcome!

I'm still a kid in a lot of ways. Still playing video games, getting obsessed with movies, watching cartoons, being emo on guitar, pretending I can draw, and borderline socially awkward. I've led a pretty innocent life: no drinking, smoking, drugs, tattoos, piercings. Hell, no coffee, even. I don't need to share these exact same interests or experiences with my parnter, but some form of innocence/modesty/creativity is very attractive to me.


More things I might like about you:

- You take a long time writing emails. (Congrats! You're painfully self-aware and thoughtful!)

- You're a bit of a foodie. (My one vice!)

- You think of yourself as young at heart. (Immature? Nonsense.)

- You found it hard to figure out what to put on your profile. (Yay! You're probably modest and overthink things!)

- You're experienced relationship wise. (Mad communication skills are very necessary for polyamory.)

- You weren't exactly popular in high school. (ie. You have both character and strength from the uphill battle.)

- You've read this far and now know that my name is Jason. (Makes for great salutations if you happen to write me. Just sayin'.)


Some things I might NOT like about you (based on experience):

- You have 6 cats, a profile that doesn't reflect you in the slightest, and you'll fight your sketchy roommate for the last line of coke on our first date.

- You're moving to Las Vegas in a month to be with your husband and think a fling is in order. And this will only come up by accident.

- You'll drink your weight in beer, have me drive your semi-unconscious ass to a hotel, and come on to me between vomits. And the hotel money came from your mom.. because she knows you have a habit of doing this.

First Date
Something's always happening in Toronto and there are always great new restaurants to try. I love seeing movies, but unfortunately that sucks for getting to know someone.

Also, I'm a fan of short first dates. Dates can fail pretty quickly, haha, and you can always have a longer date next time if it goes well.



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