| About | Occasional Smoker with Athletic body type | City | Lyminghurst?/brockenton? Uk | |
| Details | 47 year old Man, 6' 0" (183 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Scorpio with Mixed Color hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Undecided/Open | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Green | |
| Profession | now c'mon there's no need to swear! | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Some college | Do you have a car? | N/A |
Relationship
Intent stoowart is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship stoowart has been in was over 2 years long. |
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About Me
No sense o''umour some folk eh?
Alrighty then what stream of gibber shall we type today?
Bugger! Writers block (must need lubricating)
Mebbe not..mebbe if I just keep hitting keys something will develop...yes/no?
'sigh' I dunno, I wonder why I bother messaging anyone sometimes...ignored, blocked without reply, etc etc ignorant a-holes or wot?
looking like no then hmmmm....Oh c'mon lad you know you got a whole head of worms in there somewhere just try and put em in orders that folk will recognise and go with it!
Let's see now apparently i'm a keen gardener..this means going outside and looking at the weeds every week or so and eventually pulling some up (trying to get the roots too, that is) and tossing em in the compost...ok ok it also means starting seeds off indoors, waiting on me first early tatos to chit so I can bury em and thinking on companion plants to protect the things I do want to grow this year..
Not sure really..does that count as keen? It just seems sensible to me (well you gotta be sometimes innit?)
Oh, I also have a 'comfort zone' somewhere around the middle of me which is down to me cooking nice enough grub I just can't help but eat loads 'shrugs' mebbe the gardening will shift a bit of it once the seasons advance a bit huh?
Um Um Oh I dunno, there was me intending to have gotten at least one or two of you chuckling by now when I started typing this (failed there huh?)
Oh errrm you'll need to be a slightly brave piglet as this one barks sometimes and apparently it can be a lil scary but then again I don't swing so the ducking and running skills aren't required (that's a relief huh?)
Oh eck, I dunno, you wouldn't think it but I used to have quite a touch with this profile writing malarkey 'shrugs'
dangit! I had a good closer there a minute ago but it's gone now 'sigh' ho hum well anyhoo there's some stuff typed that's different from the last stuff that was typed so it can't be all bad I guess...laters x
Oh y ye...ambitions? Well, when I win the lotto (ok, when i buy a ticket and it wins) I have every intention of buying a field and filling it with the various vehicles I intend to wreck...
On a slightly more serious note i'd just like to add...
Nothing, as it appears to scare people when I get sensible ^^
However, i'd really just like to say.....What is it with all the criteria and demands? Especially as those of you who make them seem to be offering nowt of value in return except for existing and breathing...one-sided and destined to fail yet again much?
We are riding the wind, we are sailing the storm,
through a new age of darkness,
we are helmsman of the dawn,
though our captains have deserted and all hope's contraband, we will bring this ship to harbour where the sun breaks on the land.
Oh you seers of new world order see the seeds you have sown, with your mantras of money you take more that you should own, see how priviledge and power crush the hopes of the poor, can you really claim that all this pain will open heavens door?
Oh we are riding the wind, we are sailing the storm, through a new age of darkness, we are helmsman of the dawn, though our captains have deserted and all hope's contraband, we will bring this ship to harbour where the sun breaks on the land.
See the news of the nations, war and hunger abound, hear the cries of the children, from each continent resound, while you chant your false promise, you can't hear what they say, nor reflect on those dead eyes from which hope's been blown away.
Oh, we are riding the wind, we are sailing the storm, through a new age of darkness, we are helmsman of the dawn, though our captains have deserted and all hope's contraband,
we will bring this ship to harbour where the sun breaks on the land.
See the young in our streets, walking poverty's gait, staring in through barred windows, with their futures in retreat, hopelessness sleeps in doorways, cast from your covenance, you turn rich cities ghettos in concentration camps.
And we are riding the wind, we are sailing the storm, through a new age of darkness, we are helmsman of the dawn, though our captains have deserted and all hope's contraband, we will bring this ship to harbour where the sun breaks on the land.
See our farmers and workers, those who debtors bow down, you foreclose on thier futures, in our cities and our towns, you are scorching our earth, while you retreat with the wealth, that you steal from the people with a stream of lies and stealth.
and we are riding the wind, we are sailing the storm, through a new age of darkness, we are helmsman of the dawn, though our captains have deserted and all hope's contraband, we will bring this ship to harbour where the sun breaks on the land.
You have trained hordes of minions,
filled thier minds with your greed,
made them prey on thier people,
feeding with a frenzied need,
but the history of peoples,
show they're better than you,
and the love of the many will bring all the people through.
And....
Was thinking about this 'apples in the tree' story you see on the odd profile
here and there...y'know the one..how the bestest apples are higher up the tree
and therefore worth the extra effort used to find/reach them...
See, what I was thinking looking at apple trees a week or so ago is...
That there are always dried up, wrinkly old apples left on the tree
that you wouldn't want because they're spoiled, aren't there? :)
Alrighty then what stream of gibber shall we type today?
Bugger! Writers block (must need lubricating)
Mebbe not..mebbe if I just keep hitting keys something will develop...yes/no?
'sigh' I dunno, I wonder why I bother messaging anyone sometimes...ignored, blocked without reply, etc etc ignorant a-holes or wot?
looking like no then hmmmm....Oh c'mon lad you know you got a whole head of worms in there somewhere just try and put em in orders that folk will recognise and go with it!
Let's see now apparently i'm a keen gardener..this means going outside and looking at the weeds every week or so and eventually pulling some up (trying to get the roots too, that is) and tossing em in the compost...ok ok it also means starting seeds off indoors, waiting on me first early tatos to chit so I can bury em and thinking on companion plants to protect the things I do want to grow this year..
Not sure really..does that count as keen? It just seems sensible to me (well you gotta be sometimes innit?)
Oh, I also have a 'comfort zone' somewhere around the middle of me which is down to me cooking nice enough grub I just can't help but eat loads 'shrugs' mebbe the gardening will shift a bit of it once the seasons advance a bit huh?
Um Um Oh I dunno, there was me intending to have gotten at least one or two of you chuckling by now when I started typing this (failed there huh?)
Oh errrm you'll need to be a slightly brave piglet as this one barks sometimes and apparently it can be a lil scary but then again I don't swing so the ducking and running skills aren't required (that's a relief huh?)
Oh eck, I dunno, you wouldn't think it but I used to have quite a touch with this profile writing malarkey 'shrugs'
dangit! I had a good closer there a minute ago but it's gone now 'sigh' ho hum well anyhoo there's some stuff typed that's different from the last stuff that was typed so it can't be all bad I guess...laters x
Oh y ye...ambitions? Well, when I win the lotto (ok, when i buy a ticket and it wins) I have every intention of buying a field and filling it with the various vehicles I intend to wreck...
On a slightly more serious note i'd just like to add...
Nothing, as it appears to scare people when I get sensible ^^
However, i'd really just like to say.....What is it with all the criteria and demands? Especially as those of you who make them seem to be offering nowt of value in return except for existing and breathing...one-sided and destined to fail yet again much?
We are riding the wind, we are sailing the storm,
through a new age of darkness,
we are helmsman of the dawn,
though our captains have deserted and all hope's contraband, we will bring this ship to harbour where the sun breaks on the land.
Oh you seers of new world order see the seeds you have sown, with your mantras of money you take more that you should own, see how priviledge and power crush the hopes of the poor, can you really claim that all this pain will open heavens door?
Oh we are riding the wind, we are sailing the storm, through a new age of darkness, we are helmsman of the dawn, though our captains have deserted and all hope's contraband, we will bring this ship to harbour where the sun breaks on the land.
See the news of the nations, war and hunger abound, hear the cries of the children, from each continent resound, while you chant your false promise, you can't hear what they say, nor reflect on those dead eyes from which hope's been blown away.
Oh, we are riding the wind, we are sailing the storm, through a new age of darkness, we are helmsman of the dawn, though our captains have deserted and all hope's contraband,
we will bring this ship to harbour where the sun breaks on the land.
See the young in our streets, walking poverty's gait, staring in through barred windows, with their futures in retreat, hopelessness sleeps in doorways, cast from your covenance, you turn rich cities ghettos in concentration camps.
And we are riding the wind, we are sailing the storm, through a new age of darkness, we are helmsman of the dawn, though our captains have deserted and all hope's contraband, we will bring this ship to harbour where the sun breaks on the land.
See our farmers and workers, those who debtors bow down, you foreclose on thier futures, in our cities and our towns, you are scorching our earth, while you retreat with the wealth, that you steal from the people with a stream of lies and stealth.
and we are riding the wind, we are sailing the storm, through a new age of darkness, we are helmsman of the dawn, though our captains have deserted and all hope's contraband, we will bring this ship to harbour where the sun breaks on the land.
You have trained hordes of minions,
filled thier minds with your greed,
made them prey on thier people,
feeding with a frenzied need,
but the history of peoples,
show they're better than you,
and the love of the many will bring all the people through.
And....
Was thinking about this 'apples in the tree' story you see on the odd profile
here and there...y'know the one..how the bestest apples are higher up the tree
and therefore worth the extra effort used to find/reach them...
See, what I was thinking looking at apple trees a week or so ago is...
That there are always dried up, wrinkly old apples left on the tree
that you wouldn't want because they're spoiled, aren't there? :)
First Date
Oh I dunno I suppose it would/should involve some kind of lubrication and space for a cig, some music would be nice too but I dunno everythings gone real silly with it's cost these days so that could end up being two's on a bottle of cider by the duckpond with half a headphone each on the ipod :p oh and of ya lucky there might be chips (ya swept off em now huh?)
p.s. I do do nice bonfires preferably on full moons so that could be an option too I guess....gosh! i'm spoilin ya's now...
Oooh! Here's a tip tho!!!
Next time you wanna take a pic for your profile on here using a moby etc etc...? Well look at yourself ina mirror, hold the device up so you can see the picv on the screen....and now! wait for it! turned the device a round so you can see the screen in the mirror, this way you can frame and centre the pic without the device being in the pic too....
D'ya know? Sometimes I think i'd have more success/gratification going into the kitchen and shaving with a fekkin cheese grater! The ignorance is just overpowering sometimes, waaaay beyond the realm of good humour and acceptance.
p.s. I do do nice bonfires preferably on full moons so that could be an option too I guess....gosh! i'm spoilin ya's now...
Oooh! Here's a tip tho!!!
Next time you wanna take a pic for your profile on here using a moby etc etc...? Well look at yourself ina mirror, hold the device up so you can see the picv on the screen....and now! wait for it! turned the device a round so you can see the screen in the mirror, this way you can frame and centre the pic without the device being in the pic too....
D'ya know? Sometimes I think i'd have more success/gratification going into the kitchen and shaving with a fekkin cheese grater! The ignorance is just overpowering sometimes, waaaay beyond the realm of good humour and acceptance.
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