My to-date tenure of unattached living leaves me financially and emotionally well-equipped for a relationship. For example, I do not currently have any commitment issues, hostile ex-girlfriends, or liens against my property.
Allow me to explain the success of our future romance. I am investigating options for addressing you by "pet names." Current terms under consideration are "baby cakes," "toots," and "sexy mama." But I'm willing to settle with "angel", "kitten", or "cutie pie" as long as you never call me those.
I have several plans in development to inject spontaneity into our lives. For example, 1) taking you out to dinner on your half-birthday, 2) sneaking up and tickling you when you are unaware of my presence, 3) Buying you a puppy and raising him/her to be in an ugly dog pageant..and winning. Let's discuss a time-line for implementing these and other surprises.
Being serious: I love my life terribly! I am honest, fun, and spontaneous. My goal is to find all the things that make me happy and fill the rest of my days with them exclusively. I would love the chance to find my soul mate to share our lives together. I am looking for someone with similar interests and who takes care of herself. Being in some sort of shape is key. You don't have to be a skilled mma fighter or look like a model (I definitely am not---yet), but I would love to find someone to run, bike, or do other physical activities with.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
A Vincent Vega/Mia Wallace type date. Without the overdosing of heroin, of course.