My to-date tenure of unattached living leaves me financially and emotionally well-equipped for a relationship. For example, I do not currently have any commitment issues, hostile ex-girlfriends, or liens against my property. If you are interested in supplying me with these problems, we'll get along swimmingly!
Allow me to explain the success of our future romance. I am investigating options for addressing you by "pet names." Current terms under consideration are "cutie-pie," "kitten," and "hot stuff."
I have several plans in development to inject spontaneity into our lives. For example, 1) taking you out to dinner on your half-birthday, 2) sneaking up and tickling you when you are unaware of my presence, 3) Buying you a puppy and raising him/her to be in an ugly dog pageant..and winning. Let's discuss a time-line for implementing these and other surprises.
Being serious: I love my life terribly! I am honest, fun, and spontaneous. My goal is to find all the things that make me happy and fill the rest of my days with them exclusively. I would love the chance to find my soul mate to share our lives together.