My to-date tenure of unattached living leaves me financially and emotionally well-equipped for a relationship. For example, I do not currently have any commitment issues, hostile ex-girlfriends, or liens against my property. If you are interested in supplying me with these problems, we'll get along swimmingly!
Allow me to explain the success of our future romance: I am investigating options for addressing you by "pet names." Current terms under consideration are "baby," "ladybug," and "Cutie."
I have several plans in development to inject spontaneity into our lives. For example, 1) taking you out to dinner on your half-birthday, 2) sneaking up and tickling you when you are unaware of my presence, 3) secretly meeting with your sister, making you jealous. Let's discuss a time line for implementing these and other surprises.
Being serious: I love my life terribly. I look into the future on a daily basis. I'm not content to follow the path life lays out for me. My goal is to find all the things that make me happy and fill the rest of my days with them exclusively. So, If you are looking for someone fun to hang out with or talk to. Or if you just want to have a "your momma" joke off, email me.