I think this recession will remind us that the best things in life are small moments that create our memories and stir our spirit.
MEN ARE JUST HAPPIER PEOPLE!!
Our last name stays put. The garage is all ours. Chocolate is just another snack. We can never be pregnant.
We can wear a white T-shirt to a water park. We can wear NO shirt to a
water park. Car mechanics tell us the truth. The world is our urinal. We
never have to drive to another gas station restroom because this one is just
too icky. We don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a
Same work, more pay. Wrinkles add character. Wedding dress $5000. Tux
rental-$100. People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.(well, Sometimes)
New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet. One mood all the time.
Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat. We know stuff about tanks.
A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase. We can open all your own
jars. We get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness. If
someone forgets to invite you, he or she can still be your friend.
Underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack. Three pairs of shoes are more than
enough. We are unable to see wrinkles in our clothes. Everything on our
face stays its original color. The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe
decades. We only have to shave our face and neck.
You can play with toys all your life. One wallet and one color for all
seasons. You can wear shorts no matter how your legs look. We can 'do'
our nails with a pocket knife. We have freedom of choice concerning growing a
mustache. We can do Christmas shopping for 25 relatives on December 24 in
No Wonder I am Happy..
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Time to start planning a Spring holiday. Zip lining in Costa Rica..beaching in St Maarten...Although..I would rather have you with me?
So..here we are. Middle aged..We like to think we learn with age and experience, but, when it comes to maladies of the heart, we don't. When we get past bravado, trying to be sexy we are all a little(0r a lot) Cynical. Its easer to play it safe and protect our damaged hearts, but that only leads to loneliness and perhaps a bit of despair..No..What we need is courage...to take a chance..risk rejection..allow our spirit the freedom to find its voice. Safety and Security are great but is that how I want to live my life..In hiding..No I think not.
Hum..I think I know what I want..So I will try and limit myself to dating those that might be a match..Seems simple doesn't it. I am looking for someone who occupies a similiar kind of life space as I.. Independant..emotionally and financially .likes fitness..is intelligent and can carry a conversation about a wide and eclectic set of topics..has a reasonable amount of time for me. I want your adventureous spirit to meet mine..
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Something simple for a meet..If that works out..then dinner and a chance to get to know each other..Perhaps a drive to the city.
My mother once told me "If you are not sure you would like to kiss someone within 5 minutes of meeting them, then you never will. If you kiss someone and want to stop, time to move on. If, while kissing them, your shoes fall off, put the sign on the door"