I like to consider my self a very good rapper. I can even rhyme words like orange.
My second language is African American Slang.
I used to dance in videos, but I wanted more for myself. Maybe like a toothpaste commercial?
Sometimes I hip hop. I hip it to the hip hop and I don't stop with a wham bam boogey.
I don't like to shower frequently, and sometimes my breathe smells like pickles.
I really like to eat out at restaurants but Mexican makes me gassy. Don't worry though, I always have tums on hand.
Sometimes I get into trouble, just last week I had to hide a body. It's really a funny story if you make it through the first date. I didn't kill it though.
If you have lots of money I probably already like you.
Our date has to be within a hundred feet of my house I currently have an ankle tracker. It's okay though, I'm sure my parents will love you.
Sometimes I get night terrors that involve me shitting my pants and smothering myself in it as a deterrent.
I go to the gym frequently, I can even prove it by my Facebook check-ins and motivational status'.
I can spin faster than a washing machine but can't clean up vomit as quick as a Dyson driven by a Filipino.