About Me
I do not discriminate against anyone - I hate everyone equally and without prejudice. However, there is nothing I hate more than a Republican - except a Republican White Sox fan, that is. I would become a lesbian in a heartbeat if it weren't for the fact that chicks are totally *insane* (but they are fantastic kissers so I just keep mace and Lithium on my person in case they lose it).
I prefer the company of social deviants, free thinkers and fringe communists. Aside from that, I'm just a mild mannered culinary arts student by day, a dirty slut by night, and a total **stard 100% of the time.
I'm looking for someone that will hold my hair as I spew after drinking only 2 Newcastles (j/k, I can pound vodka like Karen Allen in Indiana Jones!). Someone that can stand the sight of me eating Froot Loops and Pepsi mixed together when I get the munchies (and I get them a lot) would be TOPS!
To wrap it up, i'm a bit of a freak with a heart of gold...drop me a line if you want to chat a bit...i hate writing bullsh*t about myself on places like these :)