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TorontoDowntown The Swordfish: Wait till Kids, Ex and Mother find out !
About Occasional Smoker with Average body type City Toronto Ontario
Details 51 year old Man, 6' 1" (185 cm), Non-Religious Ethnicity Caucasian Pisces with Brown hair


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Me.......The Suit

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Often (>3 times/week) Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Profession Fabrication Do you have children? Yes
Education Masters degree Do you have a car? No


Relationship

Intent TorontoDowntown is looking for a relationship.

Relationship History The longest relationship TorontoDowntown has been in was over 10 years long.

Interests
 
Readingartcoffee
musicdesigntechnology
cookingsailingrenovating

About Me
Let's face it ladies, returning to work on Monday morning and explaining to your girlfriends that you met "Herbert the Accountant" over the weekend, who happens to live with his Mom and who's idea of a good time Saturday night, is an evening out at the local BOWL-A-RAMA, followed by a grill cheese sandwich and a Coke, ain't going to brighten anyone's Monday. In fact, it may even serve to solicit unwanted advances from members of your own accounting department !

Now ladies, I have nothing against accountants, they may not be the most colorful of characters that walk God's green earth, but I have come to know one or two who had what could be best described as a very "creative" streak when it came to things like off-shore banking and tax evasion, but why they are all short, fat and bald is beyond me ?

Now imagine if you would (they call this the "willing suspension of disbelief") the shrill excitement of your co-workers when you casually explain to them when asked "How was your weekend ?", that by means yet unrevealed, you made the acquaintance of a honest-to-goodness, real life PIRATE !

Yes ladies, a 100%, oyster eating, wine drinking, earring wearing, tattooed, boat living pirate! I can hear the squeals now……..

This is what an elegant lady once described to me as a “priority shifter”. No more curling up on a Friday night with a good book…..Oh no, life is too short for that, I assure you. We are off to St. Lawrence Market and the LCBO !

Currently docked in Toronto’s east end while critiquing the 2012 Victoria Secret catalogue for academic purposes.


Have a great week end !








First Date
First date : Calling our friends, relatives and co-workers from a Caribbean island beach at 3 am in the morning and explaining that we are out of champagne and that our bathing suits have been washed out to sea , while laughing uncontrollably. Send lawyers, guns and money !!!!!




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