I actually don't have a girlfriend. Sorry. Well, I used to have a boyfriend, but then I got crabs, and he left me. I have no regrets.
I'm cynical, sarcastic and probably completely insane but also fun-loving and adventurous. I hate shopping, sleepovers and makeovers. I cry at coke commercials and random waffle recipes own me. I love Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Veronica Mars and musicals. Deal with it. I'm dramatic, and always love a good challenge. If you're a human, I probably hate you. If you want to talk to me, I want someone sincere, down to earth, geeky, but you better be able to make me laugh. My favorite smell in the whole wide world is horse manure. Honestly.
I can be mature... but this is an internet dating site... what's the point?
Do I do drugs? I probably should...
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Enough with the third degree. Wow. Well, anything would do for a first date. Anything from a walk on the beach, to a nice club (I love to dance,), to a stroll through a museum, to skydiving for kicks, to parasailing nude over a heart-attack survivor's convention. Ok, I may wait until I'm old and saggy to do the last one, but the rest will suffice. Comprendè? ooh... and i love coffee...