| About | Non-Smoker with Average body type | City | Jacksonville Florida | |
| Details | 40 year old Woman, 5' 3" (160 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Taurus with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Man | For | Hang Out | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View her chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Does not want children | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Cat | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Profession | former costumer, current conservationist | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | Masters degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent TippySkittles wants to date but nothing serious. |
Relationship History The longest relationship TippySkittles has been in was over 5 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
Who am I? I am both a 12 year-old-boy and yet an 83 year-old-woman. I have both a superiority complex and tremendous self-esteem issues. I love cheese. All kinds of cheese. I once had a goat follow me onto my schoolbus. I'll kiss a lizard but I won't drink from your glass of water. I have both the world's best and worst music collection. Blowing up balloons makes me feel like passing out. I don't like the Family Guy. I've seen Weird Al Yankovic twice in concert. As an adult. I feel everything British is better than anything anything else. I enjoy silly sounds. My ability to use chopsticks is limited at best. I dream sometimes about kittens. I have more crap than you and all your friends combined do at my house. I can't figure out if I'm disgusted or sexually attracted to Iggy Pop. I have a plastic head of Hulk Hogan on the floor of my car.
Who the hell are you? Well, I hope to god you're not a Republican. It would be great if you had an eclectic love of music and an extensive, yet useless, knowledge of pop culture. You not only CAN read, but you LIKE to. You're neither racist, homophobic, nor have a particular attachment to gender stereotypes. You like nature more than concrete. You may or may not like knock-knock jokes. You don't own a sportscar or Hummer. You're creative. Sort of. You're not a businessman. If you have magical powers and use them for good, that's a plus. And, in the name of the infant Christ child, you're funny.
This just in: no offense, but if you are trying to find your soul mate, and you don't feel it's necessary to proofread your profile/messages, then I can pretty much guarantee the divide between us will be too wide. We must share a mutual respect for appropriate capitalization and punctuation. Also, as delightful as your 6-pack may be,I find a shirt to be a far more appropriate introduction. Think of me as a convenient store: "No shirt, no shoes, no service." And finally, your vehicle will only impress me if it has an aspect that is outstandingly bad (i.e., A rusted-out Gremlin just might work on me, but a beautiful Harley would not). Of course, any car that looks like Ed Begley, Jr. might drive it would probably have a positive influence as well.
Who the hell are you? Well, I hope to god you're not a Republican. It would be great if you had an eclectic love of music and an extensive, yet useless, knowledge of pop culture. You not only CAN read, but you LIKE to. You're neither racist, homophobic, nor have a particular attachment to gender stereotypes. You like nature more than concrete. You may or may not like knock-knock jokes. You don't own a sportscar or Hummer. You're creative. Sort of. You're not a businessman. If you have magical powers and use them for good, that's a plus. And, in the name of the infant Christ child, you're funny.
This just in: no offense, but if you are trying to find your soul mate, and you don't feel it's necessary to proofread your profile/messages, then I can pretty much guarantee the divide between us will be too wide. We must share a mutual respect for appropriate capitalization and punctuation. Also, as delightful as your 6-pack may be,I find a shirt to be a far more appropriate introduction. Think of me as a convenient store: "No shirt, no shoes, no service." And finally, your vehicle will only impress me if it has an aspect that is outstandingly bad (i.e., A rusted-out Gremlin just might work on me, but a beautiful Harley would not). Of course, any car that looks like Ed Begley, Jr. might drive it would probably have a positive influence as well.
First Date
Hey--doesn't even have to be a date. Here's a list of the types of people I can use in my life: *traditional date-types *friends to do stuff with *creative collaborators *travel companions *muses *teachers *penpals *wealthy patrons or people who I don't have actual interchanges with, but who will send me money and gifts anyway.
If it is a first date? Well, I like anything that's quiet enough for an actual conversation and bizarre enough to have a lot of random visuals to comment on. Like a trip to DinoWorld. Or the Elvis is Alive Cafe.
If it is a first date? Well, I like anything that's quiet enough for an actual conversation and bizarre enough to have a lot of random visuals to comment on. Like a trip to DinoWorld. Or the Elvis is Alive Cafe.
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