blabadee bloo blahhh apparently i get 3 times as many messages if its longer. So i was outside this club the other day and there were these two girls fighting over this real short guy with nasty greasy hair and all of a sudden the taller girl pulls at the shorter ones blouse and tears it and her breast falls out of her shirt. Now im usually happy when a lady's boob falls out but this one look like a national goegraphic saggy baggy boobie convention type boob. gotta go to work...update later.
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we'll eat pez and drink coke while watching sea otters.