I'm looking for a cool girl to hang out with. So long as she is not: a level 5 sociopath, mentally unstable or a clinger with claws, should be good ;)
I'm sardonic yet empathetic. I think for myself, follow trends if I actually like what they are about, and I question every piece of information fed to me. I'm a scientist in the true sense. But I like fun more than science (sometimes the two collide). We're only here the one time, after all. Might as well spend it ONLINE DATING IN AN ENDLESS PROCESSION OF COFFEE SHOPS right?
I like to laugh, and I hope you do too, otherwise you should get that checked out. It's a condition.
Don't be afraid to shoot me a message if interested, and I will take it from there. I save biting for at least 45 minutes of acquaintance.
Giving you awkward interview questions in Starbucks. I'll ask the barista if their coffee is gluten free. We'll smile and pretend it's normal; maybe I'll pull my iPhone out and start texting a friend fifteen minutes in (or play Bejeweled) and order cheesecake, just for myself. I will then eat it in front of you with my fingers, making sexual lip-smacking sounds as I do so. I'll probably try and fail to tie the cherry stem into a knot in my mouth. Obviously we'll go back to your place after that and have a good ol' time, which you wouldn't regret despite having to shower to get rid of the cheesecake all over you.
By now you either know I'm kidding, or you don't and you should be on your way. Option number two: Strangers meet up for non-pressured hot beverages and see where things go.