i'm a sarcastic, caustic, cynical east coast transplant. i find myself too often frustrated by the so-called, "anything goes" attitude california is so well-known for. i'm in the process of opening a new business but i have substantial and sporadic chunks of free time that i'd like to fill with someone fun. i'm short and fat (bbw) with ample tits and ass. i'm well-educated and fairly up on pop culture. i'm not a drinker so i've no interest in meeting up for drinks or going to bars. i'm prop 215 friendly/420 friendly but i don't smoke tobacco. i listen to a wide variety of music but i wouldn't say i'm a fan of country, gospel, most rap or hip-hop or the dreaded pop/boy-band/girls singing ballads and love songs bullhonkery either. metal, rock, classic rock, some punk and indie, 80s synth pop and brit pop and some blues mostly make up my MP3 collection. is it so difficult to find an intelligent guy with a great sense of humour who has something of interest to talk about and doesn't spend the evening checking out his own reflection in every available shiny surface?
everyone's got a physical, "type". i like tall men, i like men of shorter stature. i love shaved heads. i LOVE really spectacular facial hair and awesome sideburns. chops and lee marvin'esque facial hair, always a plus. glasses are awesome but not necessary. i don't have much of a preference when it comes to physique but please don't be robin williams hairy or have larger breasts than i. i am NOT looking for church-going, bible reading religious enthusiasts. if the thought of not being with your family on xmas or easter bothers you, we'll never get along. i prefer non-practicing christians who never set foot inside a church. if you thank jesus or god for anything please don't bother contacting me.
i ONLY date white/caucasian men. i'm not interested in men of other races, please be respectful.
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