| About | Non-Smoker with Thin body type | City | Doggie-Doo, Alberta | |
| Details | 50 year old Man, 5' 5" (165 cm), Other Religion | Ethnicity | Asian Cancer with Black hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Hang Out | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | Not Completed | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Does not want children | |
| Marital Status | Single | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | Other | Eye Color | Other | |
| Profession | Shoeshine Boy | Do you have children? | No | |
| Education | High School | Do you have a car? | No |
Relationship
Intent Padawan61 isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment. |
Relationship History The longest relationship Padawan61 has been in was over 10 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
Occasionally, I live in a barn at Neverland Ranch ... helping out with stable duties and hyperbaric chamber maintenance for the whackjob owner. However, those odd-jobs are now far and few between ever since the owner took the "big dirt nap" and ascended to whacko heaven. In my spare time, I wander the universe probing for suitable size planets with life sustaining energies for me to consume. 
Leaving the barren world behind, I return to Earth and assume the guise of mild mannered shoeshine boy ... ever vigilant of evildoers. When trouble calls, I reveal my true identity of 
UNDERDOG!! 
Protector of the oppressed.
~A car?? Who needs a car when I can fly under my own superpowers.
~Wages for a shoeshine boy is rather pathetic; hence, the barn thing.
~My religion is Jedi and I study under Master Yoda.
~Krypto is my best friend, although he's vulnerable to kryptonite. HaHa, I'm not.
BTW, that's a green turd, not a banana. This is more like a banana. --> 
~How do I like my steaks when I have a spare dime?? Still mooing.
Screw the loonie-bin PETA crowd. I'm a proud and contributing member of People Eating Tasty Animals. 
~Private Images?? Are we allowed to have images of our doggie privates on this site??
~Doggie-Style refers to the style of Superhero type doggies ... so get your mind outta the gutter, OK??
~Wondering why I haven't selected a "fish personality"?? ... I'm a dog, not a fish.
~With the advent of the iPadawan computing device, I am now unofficially Apple's advertising mascot.
If you would like to know more about me, just rent (or pirate) the movie DVD entitled (oddly enough) "UNDERDOG".
One more thing ... pet fanatics/crackpots need not apply. In other words, if your friends call you Ol' MacDonald because the number of animals in your home exceeds your IQ number, please pass me by. I wouldn't be able to stand the smell.
Us Superhero doggie types have sensitive olfactory glands.
Leaving the barren world behind, I return to Earth and assume the guise of mild mannered shoeshine boy ... ever vigilant of evildoers. When trouble calls, I reveal my true identity of UNDERDOG!! Protector of the oppressed.~A car?? Who needs a car when I can fly under my own superpowers.
~Wages for a shoeshine boy is rather pathetic; hence, the barn thing.
~My religion is Jedi and I study under Master Yoda.
~Krypto is my best friend, although he's vulnerable to kryptonite. HaHa, I'm not.
BTW, that's a green turd, not a banana. This is more like a banana. --> ~How do I like my steaks when I have a spare dime?? Still mooing.
Screw the loonie-bin PETA crowd. I'm a proud and contributing member of People Eating Tasty Animals. ~Private Images?? Are we allowed to have images of our doggie privates on this site??
~Doggie-Style refers to the style of Superhero type doggies ... so get your mind outta the gutter, OK??
~Wondering why I haven't selected a "fish personality"?? ... I'm a dog, not a fish.
~With the advent of the iPadawan computing device, I am now unofficially Apple's advertising mascot.
If you would like to know more about me, just rent (or pirate) the movie DVD entitled (oddly enough) "UNDERDOG".
One more thing ... pet fanatics/crackpots need not apply. In other words, if your friends call you Ol' MacDonald because the number of animals in your home exceeds your IQ number, please pass me by. I wouldn't be able to stand the smell.
Us Superhero doggie types have sensitive olfactory glands.
First Date
Defeat Simon Barsinister 
... then dinner and a movie
... then dinner and a movie
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To send a message to Padawan61 you MUST meet the following criteria: Female Age between 18 and 49. Must not be looking for Talk/E-mail Must not smoke |
 | so here we have my very favorite asian-calgarian, muffin-baking, forum-posting, coffee-drinking techno-geek. padawan never fails to crack me up with his unique outlook on the human condition. ladies of calgary, do yourselves a favor, and stop in at timmie's to buy this awesome dude a cup of coffee. |
| Lint Spotter | I was strolling through the forums one day and I thought to myself, "Who is this obnoxious man that's blaring his opinion all and sundry over the forums?" So I jotted him a quick note after reading up on his stuff a bit more and from there it was kismet. I still snicker when I think of the first thread I saw him in... man, I wish there were more of those around... good times Padawan, good times... hehehe |
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