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Age: 51
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Age: 54
Dating
DILLY-DALLY: WHO CARES; WINS!
About
Smokes often with Average body type
City
London, UK
Details
57 year old Woman, 5' 5" (165cm), Catholic
Ethnicity
Caucasian Aquarius with Brown hair
Intent
DILLY-DALLY Wants a relationship
Education
Some college
Personality
Free Thinker
Profession
CASTRATOR - but ballsed it up!


dating
London Cocktail Bar






I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? No
Marital Status Widowed Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? My children are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Second Language Other  



About Me
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I LOVE GOOD COMPANY: A COMPANY, B COMPANY, C COMPANY...ETC. (LMAO)
HELP OUR HEROES AND RESPECT AND SUPPORT OUR TROOPS
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P L E A S E R E A D A L L M Y P R O F I L E B E F O R E C O N T A C T.

I LIKE AN INTERESTING PROFILE!

DO YOU THINK THAT WE WILL CLICK AND THAT THERE COULD BE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN US.....?

CAN YOU ENTICE ME WITH YOUR HUMOUR, EXPERIENCES, CONVERSATION & GOOD MANNERS?

HAVE YOU GOT A GREAT SENSE OF HUMOUR TO ENTERTAIN ME & MAKE ME LAUGH?

ARE YOU SMILING IN YOUR PHOTOGRAPH? I LIKE MEN THAT SMILE... (NO PHOTO = NO RESPONSE!)

I WILL ALWAYS REPLY TO AN INTERESTING MAIL (OR SHOULD THAT BE MALE? - LOL)

IF YOU'RE KIND-HEARTED, YOU COULD BE THAT SOMEONE SPECIAL IN MY LIFE...?

IF YOU'RE COSMOPOLITAN & OVER 5' 8" IN HEIGHT; READ ON...

My glass is NOT half-full or half-empty! The glass is the wrong size. Forget the glass - just give me the bottle! LOL

ARE YOU LIKE ME? I AM: passionate, uncomplicated, practical, versatile, adaptable, honest, respectable (so far), decent, broad-minded, faithful (always), considerate, tactful, reliable, kind, unselfish, fit and genuine. A good laugh, spontaneous, but also sincere, caring, compassionate, affectionate and warm. A real people-person but NOT A PLAYER! I'm a happy, easy-going individual. I always keep my promises! I'm independant and have no dependants. I value genuine relationships/friendships and detest liars.

JOKE: The new pope and his predecessor have both decided that St Peter's Square could do with a Frankie & Benny's restaurant. Pope Francis is also going to visit the Scottish Parliament...Frankie goes to Holyrood.

JOKE: I like a man to hold the door open for me...but NOT when I'm on the loo!

I L-U-R-V-E meeting new & interesting people!

Sometimes I'm intellectual and at others a air-head. I dream about being asleep! I can often look like a dog but never b i t c h y! Sometimes I'm a puddytat or a T-I-G-E-RRRRR!!! I'm a dark-horse, an owl, an ass, a cheeky monkey, an ox, a culture-vulture, social butterfly, eager-beaver, a minx!!! Gentle as a lamb with the ROAR of a lion but NEVER as quiet as a mouse! I don't rat! I never boar but sometimes I'm a pig! I rabbit a lot but I'm not a bunny boiler! A bit of a black sheep! Are ewe too chicken to contact me and have a whale of a time and perhaps release these animals in me? I'm rarely a "fish out of water!" (I'm still a kid at heart or maybe a bit cuckoo!) Cougar??? You have probably gathered by now that I'm a P A R T Y ANIMAL!!!

JOKE: Husband says to his wife: "tell me something that will make me happy and sad at the same time!" She replies: "OK. Your knob's bigger than all your mates'!" LOL

JOKE: Two thick females talking: the first one says: "I took a pregnancy test today!" The other asks: "were the questions hard?" LOL

I've usually had YOUNGER MEN, but NOT to mother. Neither am I an old bag looking for a young shag! I'd love to just "instantly click" with someone. I love babies (couldn't eat a whole one but they're sweet), and animals (I once married one!) I have Irish/French roots (and a few grey hairs). I drink occasionally (Slainte, Skal, Proost, Salvd, Na zdorovye, Na Zdrowie, Az dodna, Cheers). I am fluent in English and also Bollox after drinking alcohol. I love all sorts of different things. I'm lively and out-going and NOT a Drama Queen!

JOKE: A man returns his blow-up doll to the sex shop and complains: "she keeps going down on me!" The Shop Manager replies: "If I'd known that, I'd have charged you extra!" The shop manager then tells him that an Iraqi doll is better as they blow themselves up
but so far no ones's been brave enough to pull the cord to see what happens! He also said that if the Taliban got hold of a tin of Alphabetti Spaghetti, it would spell D-I-S-A-S-T-E-R!

JOKE: A British engineer is making a fortune in Afghanistan by converting prayers mats into IEDs. His prophets have gone through the roof!


"I'M A LADY, A REAL LADY! I WEAR LADIES CLOTHES AND DO LADIES THINGS...! " (Schhh! I'm a closet ladette!)

JOKE: MICKEY MOUSE WAS WAS APPLYING FOR A DIVORCE AND THE LAWYER TELLS HIM: "I'M SORRY MICKEY, YOU CAN'T DIVORCE MINNIE MOUSE JUST BECAUSE SHE'S GOT BUCK TEETH!" MICKEY REPLIES: "I DIDN'T SAY THAT SHE'S GOT BUCK TEETH, I SAID SHE'S F**KIN' GOOFY!"

FILM: sci-fi, thrillers, horror & kids films. My faves are Avatar, Lord of the Rings series & the SAW series.

TEACHER: "Johnny, spell 'pope'
JOHNNY: "But Miss, there isn't a pope."
TEACHER: "Johnny, just spell pope."
JOHNNY: "P-O-P-F-E."
TEACHER: "Johnny, there's no 'f' in pope!
JOHNNY: "That's what I've been trying to tell you, Miss!"

TV: Q.I., House, Our War, Strike Back, Bad Lads' Army, Grey's Anatomy, Unbreakable, Road Warriors, Flashforward, Dexter, The Tudors, Pillars of The Earth, World Without End, The White Queen, Desperate Housewives, Sex And The City, The Simpsons, South Park, Grand Designs, Homes Under The Hammer, Restoration Home, Come Dine With Me, Call The Midwife, Larkrise To Candleford, Dispatches, The Returned, The Walking Dead, The News.

JOKE: When the man in my bed is sweating, gasping for breath, grasps me tightly, screams my name and looks deep into my eyes.., then I know that I've removed the pillow too soon! LOL

MUSIC: U2, Kanye West, Amy Winehouse, Lady Gaga, Pixie Lott, Black Eyed Peas, Scooter, GNR, Prodigy, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Pink Floyd, Scissor Sisters, Coldplay, Florence And The Machine, Reggae, Rock, Club, Dance, Trance, some classical, ethnic traditional music, Hardcore (the music NOT the porn!) Not into any kind of Rap...it's clever though.

JOKE: IF AN AMNESIAC GETS ALZHEIMERS, WILL THEY FORGET THAT THEY CAN'T REMEMBER?

IT'S YOUR PHEROMONES...YOUR HIGH TESTOSTERONE LEVELS OOZE FROM YOUR EVERY PORE...
I FIND IT I R R E S I S T I B L E ... BUT IF IT AIN'T THERE, IT AIN'T THERE; KNOW WOT I MEAN! AM I BOVVERED? DO I LOOK BOVVERED?

SORRY: swearing, bad manners, moaners, wimps, long hair, dreadlocks, facial hair/stubble, dyed hair, body piercings, trannies, chavs and paunches are all turn-offs! But I don't mind shaved heads and maybe if u wanna make a spectacle of yourself then eyeglasses are ok!

JOKE: Man tells doctor: "I've got hereditary diarrhoea!" The doctor replies: "diarrhoea isn't hereditary!" the man replies: "It IS hereditary, it's in my jeans!" He then tells the doc that he has had regular bowel movements every day @ 7 am for 10 years bu

First Date
I'll meet you (after lots of emails and eventually phone calls - NOT JUST TEXTS!) somewhere on neutral ground. Perhaps a few drinks in a bar to gain "Dutch courage!" and maybe progress onto dinner! Please just be your natural self. AND IF THERE'S GENUINE CHEMISTRY BETWEEN US...!

The end is in sight!!!
Congratulations for reading this far.
The sequel is with my publisher & I'm working on the prequel!
Happy Fishing!

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Put this on your profile if you ever pulled a door that says "push!"
In other words; did you ever think that you had pulled and then
realised that you had pushed a bit too hard?


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