| About | Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type | City | Saskatoon Saskatchewan | |
| Details | 45 year old Man, 6' 0" (183 cm), Non-Religious | Ethnicity | Caucasian Capricorn with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Long Term | |
| Needs Test | View his relationship needs | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | No | Do you want children? | Yes | |
| Marital Status | Not Single/Not Looking | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Other | |
| Profession | Govt. Employee! | Do you have children? | All my kids are over 18 | |
| Education | Bachelors degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent DougF6669 is looking for a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship DougF6669 has been in was over 5 years long. |
Interests
About Me
UPDATE: OKAY, I'm going to try to scrap the SUBTLETY (lost on many of you apparently!) and SOME of the sarcasm (went whizzing over the heads of a few of you I guess!) for the moment!! And no I'm not angry, I'm having lots of fun here; I'm just disappointed in the level of intelligence & sophistication of humanity in general...
RE: PHOTOS: Yes, we all look at them for valuable first impressions... BUT:
IMPORTANT POINT #1: To all those women with pictures of your dog...: Do you really think I care what your dog looks like??? I'm not interested in dating your dog. Don't ordinarily even like dogs, though there are exceptions. I am rather fond of "doggy" however, hahaha!
IMPORTANT POINT #2: To all those women with pictures of your cat...: Do you really think I care what your "puss" looks like??? (Sorry, it wouldn't let me say "****"!) Okay I am male, couldn't resist that one!! I like cats, nice kitty, here puss puss puss, meow, stroke, stroke, purr! Purr!! PURRRRRRR!!!
IMPORTANT POINT #3: To all those women with pictures of yourselves drunk...: REALLY??? DO I have to tell you how that looks? If you're under 25 I'll give you a pass on that one. To the rest of you, grow up...I did.
IMPORTANT POINT #4: Regarding the importance of mind & personality VS looks: YES, to all those shallow, superficial people (men & women) that think that APPEARANCE is the only thing that matters --- May you get what you deserve; other shallow, superficial, empty-shell people! ENJOY!! You deserve each other hahaha! I hope you're too dumb to reproduce, but even lower animals still seem to get that one right most of the time...
ONE FINAL OBSERVATION regarding photos: WOW. Some of the women on this site look really old! So, I'm forced to conclude they're either lying about their ages or aging very badly. And wow, there are some ugly women on here! I'm sure the women would say the same about the guys too though...am I right??? I don't mean to sound so negative; there are some really beautiful people here too...and trust me, it may not be who you think...it could be you, even if you don't think so! My tastes are several standard deviations from the norm; and I am proud of that, thank you very much!!
IMPORTANT DISTINCTIONS FOR FURTHER CLARIFICATION AS FOLLOWS:
DUMB and/or LAZY GIRLS: Read a book or learn something please...you are boring to talk to! I judge you when you cannot form a complete sentence (thought???). I spank you when you use poor grammar. I whip you when you cannot spell. I slap you when you use "textspeak"! If you speak like that in real life, I WILL laugh at you!
SMART & CREATIVE GIRLS: Come write to me, talk to me, read to me, sing to me, whisper in my ear, make love to me...have my babies!! The stupid are reproducing at an alarming rate. Think of it as "our duty to the party". (Bonus points if you get the reference! Double points of you recognize the irony!! Triple points if you also know that most of the song (isn't it) "Ironic" --- isn't ironic!!! Rain on your wedding day??? C'mon!!!)
MEAN GIRLS: GO, now. Have an orgasm, or some chocolate, or both, I don't care. Come back when you are ready to try being nice to people. It really works. Forgive or forget. People will like you more...
NICE GIRLS: Come. Sit. Stay. (Just kidding...I can't be serious all the time!) But if you are TOO nice, people will take advantage...EVEN ME! I hope you have some ideas, backbone & self confidence, but if you would like to be dominated, or if you have been naughty & would like to be punished, this could be arranged!
SKINNY GIRLS: PLEASE eat something! Aren't you HUNGRY??? SKINNY does not equal HEALTHY (or attractive for that matter)... Do not obey the media; defy, deny, think for yourself; see "DUMB GIRLS".
CURVY PLUMP OR FAT GIRLS: Come here & let me eat you!! Or we can eat out if you like...oh, whatever, never mind... I guess I said that already hahaha! Well, we can have dinner out, you can be dessert later!
SHALLOW GIRLS: No point even saying this, because let's face it, none of you read this far; see "DUMB GIRLS".
DEEP GIRLS: How deep would you like to go? Most can't handle my twisted depths. Seeking someone who can...wow it would be SOOOO nice if you are deep too!!
ONE REALLY IMPORTANT POINT ABOUT ME & WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR: I really think age is just a number; I don't think I look or act mine. Having said that, although I am often attracted to older women for dating/other deviant sexual purposes (hehehe!), since I am seeking to have a family I'm actually looking for younger women; ideally in the 30-35 year old range, although those aren't firm numbers & I could go lower or higher for the right person... I tend to relate more to younger people usually anyhow, more so than those my age who I often find boring; so if you are a younger woman looking for a serious stable guy to have a family with, please continue to read the next bit...
IN SUMMARY, if you have screened yourself out using the above criteria & think you might be worthy, take a chance & say hi. I realize most half-decent women on here get tons of emails from jerks... I won't bother you...if you're interested, CONTACT ME! --- (BIG BUTTON AT BOTTOM OF PROFILE) --- Apologies to all the intelligent women, that last bit was just for the dumb ones, in case they want to be tortured more hahaha!
BORING STUFF MY PROFILE SAID BEFORE: (But you still may want to read it if you're new & interested, or a stalker (haha just kidding I hope!) who needs a refresher. NO worries, I stalk people too!
Although long-term is my goal, I guess I'm open to just about anything, just getting older, possibly slightly more mature, think about the future more than just the NOW!
---Long haired
, sexy 
, brilliant 
, musical , conversational 
, kinky 
, unconventional 
, wicked sense of humour ...
---Singer, guitarist & sex fiend...enjoys music, movies, entertainment, games, etc. ;
---Non-smoker, drug & alcohol free, NON-RELIGIOUS, looking for the same...
---Want to have a family & grow old with a kinky nymphomaniac soulmate!
---Have job, car, house, credit card, microphone, guitars, bass, keyboards & drums...everything but the girl!
---I have one adult son in BC. I visit often.
RE: PHOTOS: Yes, we all look at them for valuable first impressions... BUT:
IMPORTANT POINT #1: To all those women with pictures of your dog...: Do you really think I care what your dog looks like??? I'm not interested in dating your dog. Don't ordinarily even like dogs, though there are exceptions. I am rather fond of "doggy" however, hahaha!
IMPORTANT POINT #2: To all those women with pictures of your cat...: Do you really think I care what your "puss" looks like??? (Sorry, it wouldn't let me say "****"!) Okay I am male, couldn't resist that one!! I like cats, nice kitty, here puss puss puss, meow, stroke, stroke, purr! Purr!! PURRRRRRR!!!
IMPORTANT POINT #3: To all those women with pictures of yourselves drunk...: REALLY??? DO I have to tell you how that looks? If you're under 25 I'll give you a pass on that one. To the rest of you, grow up...I did.
IMPORTANT POINT #4: Regarding the importance of mind & personality VS looks: YES, to all those shallow, superficial people (men & women) that think that APPEARANCE is the only thing that matters --- May you get what you deserve; other shallow, superficial, empty-shell people! ENJOY!! You deserve each other hahaha! I hope you're too dumb to reproduce, but even lower animals still seem to get that one right most of the time...
ONE FINAL OBSERVATION regarding photos: WOW. Some of the women on this site look really old! So, I'm forced to conclude they're either lying about their ages or aging very badly. And wow, there are some ugly women on here! I'm sure the women would say the same about the guys too though...am I right??? I don't mean to sound so negative; there are some really beautiful people here too...and trust me, it may not be who you think...it could be you, even if you don't think so! My tastes are several standard deviations from the norm; and I am proud of that, thank you very much!!
IMPORTANT DISTINCTIONS FOR FURTHER CLARIFICATION AS FOLLOWS:
DUMB and/or LAZY GIRLS: Read a book or learn something please...you are boring to talk to! I judge you when you cannot form a complete sentence (thought???). I spank you when you use poor grammar. I whip you when you cannot spell. I slap you when you use "textspeak"! If you speak like that in real life, I WILL laugh at you!
SMART & CREATIVE GIRLS: Come write to me, talk to me, read to me, sing to me, whisper in my ear, make love to me...have my babies!! The stupid are reproducing at an alarming rate. Think of it as "our duty to the party". (Bonus points if you get the reference! Double points of you recognize the irony!! Triple points if you also know that most of the song (isn't it) "Ironic" --- isn't ironic!!! Rain on your wedding day??? C'mon!!!)
MEAN GIRLS: GO, now. Have an orgasm, or some chocolate, or both, I don't care. Come back when you are ready to try being nice to people. It really works. Forgive or forget. People will like you more...
NICE GIRLS: Come. Sit. Stay. (Just kidding...I can't be serious all the time!) But if you are TOO nice, people will take advantage...EVEN ME! I hope you have some ideas, backbone & self confidence, but if you would like to be dominated, or if you have been naughty & would like to be punished, this could be arranged!
SKINNY GIRLS: PLEASE eat something! Aren't you HUNGRY??? SKINNY does not equal HEALTHY (or attractive for that matter)... Do not obey the media; defy, deny, think for yourself; see "DUMB GIRLS".
CURVY PLUMP OR FAT GIRLS: Come here & let me eat you!! Or we can eat out if you like...oh, whatever, never mind... I guess I said that already hahaha! Well, we can have dinner out, you can be dessert later!
SHALLOW GIRLS: No point even saying this, because let's face it, none of you read this far; see "DUMB GIRLS".
DEEP GIRLS: How deep would you like to go? Most can't handle my twisted depths. Seeking someone who can...wow it would be SOOOO nice if you are deep too!!
ONE REALLY IMPORTANT POINT ABOUT ME & WHAT I'M LOOKING FOR: I really think age is just a number; I don't think I look or act mine. Having said that, although I am often attracted to older women for dating/other deviant sexual purposes (hehehe!), since I am seeking to have a family I'm actually looking for younger women; ideally in the 30-35 year old range, although those aren't firm numbers & I could go lower or higher for the right person... I tend to relate more to younger people usually anyhow, more so than those my age who I often find boring; so if you are a younger woman looking for a serious stable guy to have a family with, please continue to read the next bit...
IN SUMMARY, if you have screened yourself out using the above criteria & think you might be worthy, take a chance & say hi. I realize most half-decent women on here get tons of emails from jerks... I won't bother you...if you're interested, CONTACT ME! --- (BIG BUTTON AT BOTTOM OF PROFILE) --- Apologies to all the intelligent women, that last bit was just for the dumb ones, in case they want to be tortured more hahaha!
BORING STUFF MY PROFILE SAID BEFORE: (But you still may want to read it if you're new & interested, or a stalker (haha just kidding I hope!) who needs a refresher. NO worries, I stalk people too!
Although long-term is my goal, I guess I'm open to just about anything, just getting older, possibly slightly more mature, think about the future more than just the NOW!
---Long haired
, sexy , brilliant , musical , conversational , kinky , unconventional , wicked sense of humour ...---Singer, guitarist & sex fiend...enjoys music, movies, entertainment, games, etc. ;
---Non-smoker, drug & alcohol free, NON-RELIGIOUS, looking for the same...
---Want to have a family & grow old with a kinky nymphomaniac soulmate!
---Have job, car, house, credit card, microphone, guitars, bass, keyboards & drums...everything but the girl!
---I have one adult son in BC. I visit often.
First Date
Kinky sex, leading to babies, shacking up, & maybe even marriage!?!?!?
(Well, I guess maybe we should get to know each other a bit before going that far...)
Seriously...I love the great indoors...restaurants, coffee shops, karaoke, live music, movies, billiards, etc. --- do something fun together???
(Obviously nice to meet somewhere we can talk, and see if there is some chemistry...)
The outdoors is OK too, nothing against it, but I am a big fan of electricity, hot & cold running water, heating & air conditioning...if they suddenly paved nature I guess I'd miss it a bit...but not THAT much!
(Well, I guess maybe we should get to know each other a bit before going that far...)
Seriously...I love the great indoors...restaurants, coffee shops, karaoke, live music, movies, billiards, etc. --- do something fun together???
(Obviously nice to meet somewhere we can talk, and see if there is some chemistry...)
The outdoors is OK too, nothing against it, but I am a big fan of electricity, hot & cold running water, heating & air conditioning...if they suddenly paved nature I guess I'd miss it a bit...but not THAT much!
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