Ready for this?
Well for starters, I love making an a$$ of myself. My humor is odd and at times politically incorrect. My friends and family mean more to me than most can comprehend... well some of them :) It has taken me a few years to really figure out who I am... Now that I have it down pat, I love me.. bet you will too. You want to change me, well i'm sure you can find the door. I am the type of person that can take over a room but know when not to. I'm easy to read and painfully honest. I like to leave impressions on people. Mostly for the right reasons and they seem to last. If you want no bs, big heart and wtf lets do it more than once... you found it.
So for that impression to leave with you... If life is like a box of chocolates... why is it so hard to find the cherry filled ones and when the F**K did pot of gold start putting d!cks and @ssholes in their chocolates!!
In closing, I have a 6 year old son. But don't worry he is no longer breast feeding so you will not be needed for that. One day if you do get to meet him... that means I think your more than just a nice girl.
Darts, Jays game, swing set in the park, hood of my car.. or yours... i'm not picky. Just something where we can chat and really get a feel for each other.