"So I said, 'Well if this is the House of Pancakes, how come I can't eat the walls!?'"
I'm confident, intelligent, witty and have a ridiculously fantastic sense of humour. Unfortunately, only 42% of you will get my jokes and the rest will simply have them go right over your head .. I call those "READ AND DELETE" users! For example, if you find my 'one liner' funnier than my actual screen name, we probably won't get along. I'm driven by my relentless pursuit of experiences and happiness, and with that the goals that I set myself in order to live a fulfilling life.. We are defined by our actions and the choices we make, so I'm obviously looking to chat with people who have similar ideals in life...
I find it hard to sit still, when there is so much to be done. I am educated in what I need to be, to make my ambitions easier to attain. I've been called an eccentric twice or once, but I brush it off as I think I'm the only person who can label myself with that title.
Now, to sound like a broken record of users on here...
Yes. Spelling and grammar are important. Not making yourself out to sound like a brain-dead half-wit is extremely valuable! .. I think the only thing worse than that, would be laziness .. So when you have a profile with nothing other than "I'll fill this in later" ..Come on now! You're giving the hint that you're either too lazy to fill it out, or don't have enough interesting detail to talk about yourself? Your profile is essentially the first opportunity that people have to get to know you, BEFORE they message you .. Why waste it? So sending me a "flirt" contact rather than an actual message of substance to get my attention, definitely does nothing but irritate me and will almost never warrant a reply. If you read (and acknowledge) that last part, it should not be hard for me to figure out that you took the time to at least glance over what I have to say.
Watch Jeopardy, Seinfeld, Simpsons and Smallville
Make my own Sushi
Am an avid reader
Always have Pink Floyd, Johnny Cash, Zeppelin, ACDC or The DOORS playing.
Didn't drink until I was 22
Am a photographer (not like you delusional 'instagram' fools, but actual photography)
Am teaching myself to play the Guitar
Am studying the Tao of Jeet Kune Do
Have a metal plate in my jaw
Am known for being a Superman "nut"
Am done my profile
**The Apple Iphone is the second-biggest selling item in history. What is the first?
Life is a lesson and the world is my classroom.
The perfect date is obviously one that leaves you wanting more .. Typical movie and dinner deal?! C'mon, we're not 16! Start it off with going for a drink, then to the GO-KART track, make it fun and maybe race to the finish for a second date, etc .. Head over to the driving range, smack off a few golf balls then end it off with some Horseback Riding .. Everyone loves Horseback riding.. Well, the horses probably don't ... But they can't talk.. :D