i mispeld my naem: Drunk Chicks Think I'm Hot
About
Non-smoker with Average body type
City
Ajax, Ontario
Details
32 year old Man, 6' 0" (183cm), Buddhist
Ethnicity
Caucasian Aquarius with Brown hair
Intent
i mispeld my naem Wants to date but nothing serious
Education
Some university
Personality
Nomad
Profession
I step infront of cars, then sue the drivers







I am Seeking a Woman For Friends
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided
Marital Status Widowed Do you do drugs? No
Pets Cat & Dog Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 2 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious



About Me
There's an unusually high number of "country girls", who can fix cars, on this site.


The truth hurts.
It's biologically based, actually.

Our brains process sound faster than they do light, but light moves faster than sound. So, our brains are constantly shifting reality so that the world syncs up. Only when we are 30 yards away from someone do we see and hear the world exactly as it is. That's when your brain, sound and light are in perfect harmony.
The rest of the time we are living in a world of lies, but lies are what make the world make sense.
Ergo, the truth hurts.




So,

I'm confident, intelligent, witty and have a ridiculously fantastic sense of humour. Unfortunately, only 42% of you will get my jokes and the rest will simply have them go right over your head .. I call those "READ AND DELETE" users! For example, if you find my 'one liner' funnier than my actual screen name, we probably won't get along. I'm driven by my relentless pursuit of experiences and happiness, and with that the goals that I set myself in order to live a fulfilling life.. We are defined by our actions and the choices we make, so I'm obviously looking to chat with people who have similar ideals in life...

I find it hard to sit still, when there is so much to be done. I am educated in what I need to be, to make my ambitions easier to attain. I've been called an eccentric twice or once, but I brush it off as I think I'm the only person who can label myself with that title.

Now, to sound like a broken record of users on here...

Yes. Spelling and grammar are important. Not making yourself out to sound like a brain-dead half-wit is extremely valuable! .. I think the only thing worse than that, would be laziness .. So when you have a profile with nothing other than "I'll fill this in later" ..Come on now! You're giving the hint that you're either too lazy to fill it out, or don't have enough interesting detail to talk about yourself? Your profile is essentially the first opportunity that people have to get to know you, BEFORE they message you .. Why waste it?



I:

Am Scottish/Canadian
Watch Jeopardy, Seinfeld, Simpsons and Smallville
Make my own Sushi
Wear Contacts
Can recite Pi to the 50th decimal place
Am an avid reader
Always have Pink Floyd, Johnny Cash, Zeppelin, ACDC or The DOORS playing.
Didn't drink until I was 22
Am teaching myself to play the Guitar
Am studying the Tao of Jeet Kune Do
Have a metal plate in my jaw
Am known for being a Superman "nut"
Am done my profile


**The Apple Iphone is the second-biggest selling item in history. What is the first?




Life is a lesson and the world is my classroom.

First Date
The perfect date is obviously one that leaves you wanting more .. Typical movie and dinner deal?! C'mon, we're not 16! Start it off with going for a drink, then to the GO-KART track, make it fun and maybe race to the finish for a second date, etc .. Head over to the driving range, smack off a few golf balls then end it off with some Horseback Riding .. Everyone loves Horseback riding.. Well, the horses probably don't ... But they can't talk.. :D


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