Here's what I WOULDN'T do on a first date.
I pick you up from your parents basement, then we head upstairs to meet your folks. Then its off to a movie where we sit in silence for just over two hours. We then sit down for a coffee after the movie and you procede to tell me about how awful you feel for "Britney" and tell me about your favourite episode of "Tyra", "Oprah" and "Dr. Phil" and how engaging and witty they are. And that you can't wait for the news on "Brad and Angelina". We then go back to your parents place, say goodnight, and I never call again.
Lets just avoid the drama, go for a coffee, or a pint, talk for a while and see where it goes! :)