The last great old one: I will devour your soul
Occasional smoker with Big & Tall/BBW body type
R'lyeh, Alabama
87 year old Man, 32' 9" (999cm), Other Religion
Caucasian Pisces with No hair
The last great old one
High School
Ancient great priest of the old ones

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Yes (> 3/week) Do you want children? No
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Other
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship

About Me
Well it gets pretty lonely lying, sleeping, dreaming here in my sunken city of dammed souls, R'lyeh. I enjoy watching tv, I only get local channels so Im pretty much limited to what I get to watch, but i love scrubs, that show is so funny!!! Anyways Im pretty much just in to meeting a nice women who doesnt mind tentacles or the smell. Someone I can relate to I guess. A women, who is into alot of the same things Im into. I women who knows how to prepare a GREAT soul casserole, I get so tired of eating them raw.

First Date
Hmm, I dont know, Ive never really been on a first date. I guess whatever feels right, maybe a movie or coffee. I guess you really cant disapoint me since Ive never dated before, but If I dont like you I will break your sanity and suck your soul from your worthless fleshy, human body where it will fester and digest in my stomach for eternity.