| About | Non-Smoker with Athletic body type | City | Hamilton Ontario | |
| Details | 35 year old Man, 6' 0" (183 cm), Other Religion | Ethnicity | Caucasian Aquarius with Brown hair |
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| I am Seeking a | Woman | For | Dating | |
| Needs Test | Not Completed | Chemistry | View his chemistry results | |
| Do you drink? | Socially | Do you want children? | Yes | |
| Marital Status | Divorced | Do you do drugs? | No | |
| Pets | No Pets | Eye Color | Brown | |
| Profession | Software Developer | Do you have children? | Yes | |
| Education | Bachelors degree | Do you have a car? | Yes |
Relationship
Intent GodSendHockey30 is actively seeking a relationship. |
Relationship History The longest relationship GodSendHockey30 has been in was over 7 years long. |
Interests
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About Me
(By the way, before I suck you into a Vortex of Hilarity, please don't think I am not a mature person. Life is far to difficult and boring at times as it is, so why suffer though another craptastic profile. Alright, thanks for reading the disclaimer. Now, for your own safety, arms and legs in the vehicle at all times.. ).
First off, let me answer a few of the most common questions I get asked to save us both some time.
- Yes my animal print pants are out of contol../
- No, I won't send you any pictures of my 'junk' for your spank bank.
- No, that hole is 'out' only. Thanks for the offer though
- Yes, you are right, it does sort of look like a 3 legged unicorn.
- Smores..
- Once upon a time I liked big butts... but I was lying.
Ok..
I used to have a lot of verbage on here. Doubt anyone was reading it, so now its short and sweet.
First off. I think I should tell you that I've got Hoes! In Different area codes! Of course I am kidding, I don't have any hoes, thats why I am here, to find a hoe! Wait, that dosen't sound right, I woulden't dare call you a hoe, I have not even met you. Not to suggest that I am picky, but hey, at least you have a job. Hoeing ain't my thing, but if it pays the bills.
Okay listen, why don't we just drop the whole Hoe thing okay? I am sorry I brought it up. Man, stop sweating me. I just met you.
Funny, okay seriously...A few ism's you should know about me :
- "I used to be 'with it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary."
- I don't believe in belts, there should be no ranking system for toughness. But one time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.
- I can cook, sort of
- I can play guitar, even less sort of
- I own more shoes then a non metrosexual would care to admit
- See if you can guess which 4 nationalities I am. Wait, maybe is just 3! Is Awesome an Nationality?
- Currently I am growing my hair quasi-longish. Why? a) I have no idea what style I want right now and b) if the guys from those twilight movies can do it, than so can I.
- Pulpy orange juice just rocks
- Cruises are quiet fantastic. Would love to go on more.
- I have been called the song bird of our generation, by those who have heard me sing.
And a lil' something about you :
- A cute smile goes a long way.
- Have some sort of viewpoint or outlook on the world. We don't have to match per say, but having an opinion about something is great. Even if its just that crunchy is better than smooth (which, by the way, I completely agree with you).
- Some kind of job works for me.
- Try to be a little spontanous. Making plans are good, but its always nice to just do something out of the blue.
So, thanks for stopping by. I know this profile is a little silly. I hope you enjoyed it, and of course I hope to hear from you.
First off, let me answer a few of the most common questions I get asked to save us both some time.
- Yes my animal print pants are out of contol../
- No, I won't send you any pictures of my 'junk' for your spank bank.
- No, that hole is 'out' only. Thanks for the offer though
- Yes, you are right, it does sort of look like a 3 legged unicorn.
- Smores..
- Once upon a time I liked big butts... but I was lying.
Ok..
I used to have a lot of verbage on here. Doubt anyone was reading it, so now its short and sweet.
First off. I think I should tell you that I've got Hoes! In Different area codes! Of course I am kidding, I don't have any hoes, thats why I am here, to find a hoe! Wait, that dosen't sound right, I woulden't dare call you a hoe, I have not even met you. Not to suggest that I am picky, but hey, at least you have a job. Hoeing ain't my thing, but if it pays the bills.
Okay listen, why don't we just drop the whole Hoe thing okay? I am sorry I brought it up. Man, stop sweating me. I just met you.
Funny, okay seriously...A few ism's you should know about me :
- "I used to be 'with it', but then they changed what 'it' was. Now what I'm with isn't 'it', and what's 'it' seems weird and scary."
- I don't believe in belts, there should be no ranking system for toughness. But one time I wrestled a giraffe to the ground with my bare hands.
- I can cook, sort of
- I can play guitar, even less sort of
- I own more shoes then a non metrosexual would care to admit
- See if you can guess which 4 nationalities I am. Wait, maybe is just 3! Is Awesome an Nationality?
- Currently I am growing my hair quasi-longish. Why? a) I have no idea what style I want right now and b) if the guys from those twilight movies can do it, than so can I.
- Pulpy orange juice just rocks
- Cruises are quiet fantastic. Would love to go on more.
- I have been called the song bird of our generation, by those who have heard me sing.
And a lil' something about you :
- A cute smile goes a long way.
- Have some sort of viewpoint or outlook on the world. We don't have to match per say, but having an opinion about something is great. Even if its just that crunchy is better than smooth (which, by the way, I completely agree with you).
- Some kind of job works for me.
- Try to be a little spontanous. Making plans are good, but its always nice to just do something out of the blue.
So, thanks for stopping by. I know this profile is a little silly. I hope you enjoyed it, and of course I hope to hear from you.
First Date
Describe my perfect date? That's a tough one. I would have to say April 25th. Because it's not too hot, not too cold, all you need is a light jacket.
Okay, seriously. How about Brunch! Whats Brunch you ask? You'd love it, It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal!
Okay, seriously. How about Brunch! Whats Brunch you ask? You'd love it, It's not quite breakfast, it's not quite lunch, but it comes with a slice of cantaloupe at the end. You don't get completely what you would at breakfast, but you get a good meal!
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