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lexy0016
Age: 26
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cranewife The Octopus: I was once a loyal lover
About Non-Smoker with Thin body type City Regina Saskatchewan
Details 24 year old Woman, 5' 3" (160 cm), Other Religion Ethnicity Caucasian Taurus with Brown hair


dating

you can see my every pore in this picture. Awesome.

I am Seeking a Man For Hang Out
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Not Single/Not Looking Do you do drugs? No
Pets No Pets Eye Color Blue
Profession Student/ Barista/ Little office bitch Do you have children? No
Education Some university Do you have a car? No


Relationship

Intent cranewife isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.

Relationship History The longest relationship cranewife has been in was over 3 years long.

Interests
 
psychologydanceart
musiccoffeegardening
readinglolinghiking
campingarcade gamesthe internet
sushidocumentariestrinkety shit
philosophycruel jokes

About Me

** I'm in school right now, and really busy. If I don't reply right away (or at all), it's not a slight against you.

-I'm a girl.
-I would rather you be funny than attractive.
-I would rather listen to something instrumental.
-I get interested in things easily, and often lose interest in the same way. However, if I like something for a long time, I don't typically stop liking it.
-I am not laid back.
-But I am straight up.
-I'm interested in research on consciousness, perception, phenomenology, and ontology. Specifically, I'm interested in how the choices we make are influenced by our attention and memory both during the time of the decision, as well as in later rationalization/justification of a decision.
-I am the worst at making decisions. Irony.
-I'm working toward a PhD in psychology, in case that wasn't apparent.
-I draw, paint and write. I like gluing, beading, and making things out of paper. I also cook, but being expected to cook annoys me. In short, I like making things.
-I procrastinate, but I'm learning to do this less.
-I like little interesting facts about things. Nature facts are my favorite. I also like facts about philosophy, science and general current events
-I'm not a big party girl, but I do like to dance.
-Eternal Sunshine, Shutter Island, V for Vendetta and Gladiator tie for my favorite movies.
-I don't think romantic love is real.
-I will not make your life easier or better. I will probably make it worse, and harder.
-Dating me is akin to eating the regurgitated remnants of a fine meal. Where I was once delicious, I am now unpalatable. This isn't good for either of us.
-Unless you're a baby bird. Or an emetophile.
-So quit thinking about dates, and start thinking about badass friendships.


To address all questions/comments on being bitter/man-hating:
It shouldn’t offend or alarm anyone to discover that I have standards for the company I keep--this is a common practice. Not tolerating stupidity and rudeness does not equate to hating “men”. Being unable to come up with something better than cliché social nonsense or sexually charged garbage is not a condition of being “male”, it’s a condition of being unmotivated, shallow and stereotypical.
To set all records straight, I dislike dumb females as much as dumb males. Both men and women can be unintelligent. I’m looking for ones that aren’t.



-Have a great day, bro.




The following message types are unacceptable.
-"Hey" / "what's up?"
-"How are you?"/ "what's up?"
-"You are hot/pretty/gorgeous/nice eyes"
-"ru up 4 a challange?"/ "what's up?"
-"Do you text?"
-"Want to chat?" /"what's up?"
-All messages of a purely sexual nature
-All messages of a purely courtship-based nature
-All messages expressing anger/confusion over the fact that I am not single and not interested in sexual/courtship-based conversation.
- also don't message me if you aren't wearing a shirt in your display picture. I don't care if you have muscles, or tattoos, or you're a swamp mutant from the chest down. Wear a goddamn shirt. No shoes, no shirt, no service.


First Date
D8s r 4 sukkas.
D8rs gtfo lollll

Seriously though.



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